you DID 👀 it's tasha

speech given and NOT fumbled

also one of the only 2 people who got on the dance floor for the macarena what is this heracy

I get up in front of the audience and start busting out the DK rap

one of the only things keeping me at [INSERT SUPERMARKET] is the fact there is NOTHING else,,,,, it's bleak here sister but i am praying for us both

NO need for fear,,,, I don't think even my luck is bad enough for it to happen twice 😂😂

like a bird of paradise but instead of an elegant feathery display you present a perfect meal

i had a pretty consistent sleep schedule before so rip to that but it is a small price to pay for how much more chill night shifts are