StrawHatNiko
@niko-night.bsky.social
33M, Ally, goofball, nerd, hypeman, human, taken 💙. Kiss the homies. Trying to be more social on social media. DMs open for anything from platonic flirting to info dumping about our hobbies ✌🏻😁✌🏻
I'm surprised that I've never seen somebody dress up their fuck machine to look like a xenomorph head so they can get power thrusted by that second mouth thing they have 🤷🏻♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm surprised that I've never seen somebody dress up their fuck machine to look like a xenomorph head so they can get power thrusted by that second mouth thing they have 🤷🏻♂️
Do it, cowards!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Do it, cowards!!!
Well slap my ass and call me Dirty Dan 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Well slap my ass and call me Dirty Dan 🫠
Liv Morgan gives dangerous stalker ex energy and, honestly, I think I'm ok with some of my hair going missing in my sleep and my brake lines being cut 🤷🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Liv Morgan gives dangerous stalker ex energy and, honestly, I think I'm ok with some of my hair going missing in my sleep and my brake lines being cut 🤷🏻♂️
I can share nuggies with thicc anime thighs but I can't share thicc anime thighs with nuggies... It's the best answer for long-term investment 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I can share nuggies with thicc anime thighs but I can't share thicc anime thighs with nuggies... It's the best answer for long-term investment 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
POV Sadie deciding what toy to use 😂
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
POV Sadie deciding what toy to use 😂
Imagine your favorite podcaster writing a check his neck couldn't cash and being so upset that you equate it to other people being unpatriotic... girl, his own wife moved on faster than you 😂😂
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Imagine your favorite podcaster writing a check his neck couldn't cash and being so upset that you equate it to other people being unpatriotic... girl, his own wife moved on faster than you 😂😂
A most respectful and belated 😍🫠
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A most respectful and belated 😍🫠
If they're not this excited to see it, then find somebody who will. Know your worth, kings and queens 💪🏻
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If they're not this excited to see it, then find somebody who will. Know your worth, kings and queens 💪🏻
Between #FeralFriday, #FishetFriday and God knows every other hashtag today, a man can only endure so much #goon #nsfw #cock #bulge #horny #temptation
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Between #FeralFriday, #FishetFriday and God knows every other hashtag today, a man can only endure so much #goon #nsfw #cock #bulge #horny #temptation
Gotta work Friday night which sucks but at least that means we getting fucked up tonight 🥳🥳🥳
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Gotta work Friday night which sucks but at least that means we getting fucked up tonight 🥳🥳🥳
Me bringing the cuck couch so I can patiently and politely watch 😍
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me bringing the cuck couch so I can patiently and politely watch 😍
Well sup to you too 😤
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well sup to you too 😤
Whatever adjective you can think of, boobs is boobs is boobs is boobs and deserve our love and respect. As a wise, young man once said...
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Whatever adjective you can think of, boobs is boobs is boobs is boobs and deserve our love and respect. As a wise, young man once said...
I JUST REMEMBERED TOO BECAUSE I FOUND THE SCREENSHOT!! The video with the haunted pussy ends with her like this, full Blair Witch style before she turns and lunges at him 😂 God, porn is absolutely wild sometimes and I love it for its absurdity
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I JUST REMEMBERED TOO BECAUSE I FOUND THE SCREENSHOT!! The video with the haunted pussy ends with her like this, full Blair Witch style before she turns and lunges at him 😂 God, porn is absolutely wild sometimes and I love it for its absurdity
Be careful, that might be a kink! 😏😂
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Be careful, that might be a kink! 😏😂
The fuck???? Ew, dude. Negging is so early 2000s. Absolutely pathetic.
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The fuck???? Ew, dude. Negging is so early 2000s. Absolutely pathetic.
show me the last pic you took or saved, here’s mine
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October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
show me the last pic you took or saved, here’s mine
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That obvious, huh? 😅
October 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That obvious, huh? 😅
Sorry for the repeat(s) but I feel like I've spent most of my downtime sleeping recently 😅 Happy #MonochromeMonday to all you hot gooners and goonettes out there 🫶🏻 #nsfw #goon #bulge #forearm #cock #sweatpants #erect #tease #dick
October 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sorry for the repeat(s) but I feel like I've spent most of my downtime sleeping recently 😅 Happy #MonochromeMonday to all you hot gooners and goonettes out there 🫶🏻 #nsfw #goon #bulge #forearm #cock #sweatpants #erect #tease #dick
The amount of horny One Piece fans that will use this for nefarious purposes 😏
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The amount of horny One Piece fans that will use this for nefarious purposes 😏