Nikki
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I just hope whatever bad thing happens next is at least funny.
Revelator by Daryl Gregory is everything I want in a good southern gothic. It’s fringe horror and madness set against the backdrop of Cades Cove during prohibition. Culty vibes and some religious frat boys you love to hate. Recommend.
May 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Revelator by Daryl Gregory is everything I want in a good southern gothic. It’s fringe horror and madness set against the backdrop of Cades Cove during prohibition. Culty vibes and some religious frat boys you love to hate. Recommend.
These kids are RUINING my Mother’s Day 😒
May 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
These kids are RUINING my Mother’s Day 😒
I’m on Amazon ordering photo albums and record player stands and what century is it again?!
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m on Amazon ordering photo albums and record player stands and what century is it again?!
I did not have becoming the last member of my immediate family on my 2025 bingo card but here I am. I’ve buried my dad, my mom, and now my younger brother. It makes me feel lonely in a way I’ve never felt before.
May 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I did not have becoming the last member of my immediate family on my 2025 bingo card but here I am. I’ve buried my dad, my mom, and now my younger brother. It makes me feel lonely in a way I’ve never felt before.
The me that packs for a trip and the me who has to wear those same clothes are two entirely separate people. They don’t live in the same climate, they have distinctly different styles, they don’t even like the same colors. Two totally different people.
May 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The me that packs for a trip and the me who has to wear those same clothes are two entirely separate people. They don’t live in the same climate, they have distinctly different styles, they don’t even like the same colors. Two totally different people.
“I’ve lived most of this life with you” 💛💛💛
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“I’ve lived most of this life with you” 💛💛💛
Do you really want to know where I was April 29? Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?
April 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do you really want to know where I was April 29? Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?
She is like looking in a time mirror.
April 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
She is like looking in a time mirror.
How can my husband be SO dramatic and yet still technically correct at the same time?
Elle: dad! Why are you working on the weekend?
Keith: bc there is no one else anywhere on the whole planet, who can do what I do
bless 😌
Elle: dad! Why are you working on the weekend?
Keith: bc there is no one else anywhere on the whole planet, who can do what I do
bless 😌
April 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How can my husband be SO dramatic and yet still technically correct at the same time?
Elle: dad! Why are you working on the weekend?
Keith: bc there is no one else anywhere on the whole planet, who can do what I do
bless 😌
Elle: dad! Why are you working on the weekend?
Keith: bc there is no one else anywhere on the whole planet, who can do what I do
bless 😌
I’m rewatching Golden Girls. References people born after 2K (probably) wouldn’t get: “I can’t even get through with MCI!”
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m rewatching Golden Girls. References people born after 2K (probably) wouldn’t get: “I can’t even get through with MCI!”
2020 seems so close like I feel like we should be sheltering in place rn.
April 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
2020 seems so close like I feel like we should be sheltering in place rn.
LinkedIn is where people go to stroke their own egos. I bet not one person who works for or with LI users think nearly as high of them as they do of themselves.
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
LinkedIn is where people go to stroke their own egos. I bet not one person who works for or with LI users think nearly as high of them as they do of themselves.
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The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”
April 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”
Keith: what’s that plant growing there?
Me: might be poke salad.
Keith: you made that word up.
Me: no I swear it’s a thing!
Me: *looks it up* oh yeah I was wrong. It’s not poke salad. It’s a devil’s walking stick.
Keith: …
#southerntalk
Me: might be poke salad.
Keith: you made that word up.
Me: no I swear it’s a thing!
Me: *looks it up* oh yeah I was wrong. It’s not poke salad. It’s a devil’s walking stick.
Keith: …
#southerntalk
April 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Keith: what’s that plant growing there?
Me: might be poke salad.
Keith: you made that word up.
Me: no I swear it’s a thing!
Me: *looks it up* oh yeah I was wrong. It’s not poke salad. It’s a devil’s walking stick.
Keith: …
#southerntalk
Me: might be poke salad.
Keith: you made that word up.
Me: no I swear it’s a thing!
Me: *looks it up* oh yeah I was wrong. It’s not poke salad. It’s a devil’s walking stick.
Keith: …
#southerntalk
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idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
idk if I was senile and possibly running out of time as a free man I'd also be running this shit like a fifth-grader playing RollerCoaster Tycoon on coke
Ok well that sounds* terrifying
*scientists SAY it’s not as bad as it sounds, but I’m kinda hoping it is
*scientists SAY it’s not as bad as it sounds, but I’m kinda hoping it is
April 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ok well that sounds* terrifying
*scientists SAY it’s not as bad as it sounds, but I’m kinda hoping it is
*scientists SAY it’s not as bad as it sounds, but I’m kinda hoping it is
Naomi Dinmore out here doing the lord’s work with their article about Mary Little’s lambs and quantum entanglement ✨
April 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Naomi Dinmore out here doing the lord’s work with their article about Mary Little’s lambs and quantum entanglement ✨
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My favorite thing about my husband is that, unlike past experiences, he doesn’t love the idea of me, he loves the reality of me. And that kind of love is priceless.
March 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My favorite thing about my husband is that, unlike past experiences, he doesn’t love the idea of me, he loves the reality of me. And that kind of love is priceless.
Some days I am Dorothy and some days I am the Wicked Witch. On the hardest days, I have to be both.
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some days I am Dorothy and some days I am the Wicked Witch. On the hardest days, I have to be both.
People would rather be outraged by a lie than uncomfortable with the truth.
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
People would rather be outraged by a lie than uncomfortable with the truth.
Had to call the mortgage company today. How is it possible for someone to be maliciously helpful. How. Tell me. This is why I avoid calling. Jesus.
March 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Had to call the mortgage company today. How is it possible for someone to be maliciously helpful. How. Tell me. This is why I avoid calling. Jesus.
The fact that this timeline is BAD isn’t enough; it’s the absolute LUNATIC vibe it’s giving off
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The fact that this timeline is BAD isn’t enough; it’s the absolute LUNATIC vibe it’s giving off