thinking about rainforest cafe again.

rachel sennott opening her new show by complaining she’s been banned from telehealth for too many UTIs makes her my guardian angel now actually.

1AM saturday night & for some reason this production of swan lake I put on as background noise for editing has a psych ward scene (???) that started the second I entered editing the section about the last psych ward I worked on (???)

y’all are hot but there’s just too many words over here.

love when doordash drivers ask me if I’m at the sheppard pratt on my block like nah honey but I prolly should be.

working on a mid chapbook & a mid perfume so these two items can prop eachother up like two drunk girls w smeared makeup walking home from the bar.

going absolutely feral anytime the sky enters cotton candy mode.

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