Big poops. Bad hair. Orange skin. What energy efficient appliance impacts hand size?
May 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Big poops. Bad hair. Orange skin. What energy efficient appliance impacts hand size?
I look like the pleasantly plump middle-aged neighbor of the female lead in an old black and white sitcom?
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I look like the pleasantly plump middle-aged neighbor of the female lead in an old black and white sitcom?
I had a brief moment today where I wondered: Do I have my GPS turned on? Will I receive alerts?
April 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I had a brief moment today where I wondered: Do I have my GPS turned on? Will I receive alerts?
Beach time in Wisconsin, I guess.
April 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Beach time in Wisconsin, I guess.
Yes we went out like this
March 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yes we went out like this
Virgil, on his episode of MTV Cribs: “I love my sticker chimney.”
March 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Virgil, on his episode of MTV Cribs: “I love my sticker chimney.”
“A stinky mom ate with a fork at McDonald’s tomorrow.” Maybe she will, maybe she will be.
February 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
“A stinky mom ate with a fork at McDonald’s tomorrow.” Maybe she will, maybe she will be.
February 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
February 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We’re running with llamas to raise money for United Cerebral Palsy of West Central Wisconsin. Yeah you heard me. (Hosted by our wonderful hometown bar Dick’s.)
February 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We’re running with llamas to raise money for United Cerebral Palsy of West Central Wisconsin. Yeah you heard me. (Hosted by our wonderful hometown bar Dick’s.)
Oh just phone photo memories popping up to remind me I used to have hair and a lot of it.
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh just phone photo memories popping up to remind me I used to have hair and a lot of it.
For anyone who needs a picture of a kid in a Goofy hat eating a hot dog today, I’m here to deliver:
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For anyone who needs a picture of a kid in a Goofy hat eating a hot dog today, I’m here to deliver:
When will my kid stop letting me dress him?
January 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When will my kid stop letting me dress him?
This one was easy. Working on the Zucks because I’m afraid if I take away my masculine energy all at once his platforms will CRUMBLE.
January 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This one was easy. Working on the Zucks because I’m afraid if I take away my masculine energy all at once his platforms will CRUMBLE.
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
January 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
January 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.
January 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I have more masculine energy than one million Mark Zuckerbergs.