He did his best, but there was only time for the one.

Yes, but only if it was in the Liverpool box

Hopefully someone is keeping all the receipts

If you look at goal highlights from those years, Lamela seems to be in every one, celebrating like a maniac, regardless if he'd scored, assisted or discreetly interfered with someone in the build-up. Real shame he got kicked out.

The defender holding on to VdV made it look worse than it was. No hold on VdV and he would have moved with the player whose shirt he had. Shouldn't have done it though.

aka The Peter Principle - "employees rise to their level of incompetence"

Anything at all by Flat Florence and the Machine.

Is that Gregg Wallace's car?

He's Spurs through and through, so probably going to miss the next two seasons.

Yep, all good.

Pope Cornetto VIII

If the cock fits...

Ref did his best for them, thankfully Kristensen had other ideas...

And then get sent off, possibly for over-celebrating.

There must be a commercial opportunity in making reusable lids that you keep between hummus pots - come on boffins, do your stuff!