My letter in today's Guardian. Just asking, like. But I think we know the answer.

new term for school is forcibly reminding me that i am, in fact, a senior in a reading and writing heavy major 🥲

a fun thing about being an adult that nobody tells you is that if you sleep wrong, you won't be able to turn your head for the rest of the day

this stanley cup has done more to get me to drink an appropriate amount of water than living in the literal desert did

my credit score went up 22 points in a month and i am inordinately happy about this for many reasons, at this rate i'll get to 700 by my birthday.

the longer i stay in florida, the more i want to be back in the desert. i miss the mountains and the testament to man's arrogance that is the entire state of arizona.

lifehack: bypass your severe unmedicated ADHD by procrastinating to the point of absurdity and then doing your homework in an absolute panic right before its due

someone in the local group: "there's a lost dog! 😞" -posts a picture of a literal coyote-

thinking about the older guy on my 2020 flight from PHL to DFW who spent the ENTIRE duration of the flight talking about industrial deep freezers in excruciating detail. i hope he's doing okay and that his connecting flight to arkansas went smoothly.

cats are so weird sometimes because why do i need an escort to the garbage can? am i in some sort of danger if i go alone? what is your plan if something actually happens?

ordered my books for next semester and keep repeating "Cs get degrees" ad nauseum because if i have to retake statistics AGAIN i will simply be disappearing into the forest instead

almost at the finish line though, 2 weeks of this term left and 6 more classes total 🤞🏻