Shadoe Stevens To Block
@nikimarinis.bsky.social
Circle Gets The Square!
Writer. Comedian. Weird Girl. Ne’er-do-well.
The Dude/Her Dudeness/Duder/El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
Writer. Comedian. Weird Girl. Ne’er-do-well.
The Dude/Her Dudeness/Duder/El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing
Birthday brunch, bro! 🤘🥐🍹🎁
June 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Birthday brunch, bro! 🤘🥐🍹🎁
Physically, I’m lying in bed regretting every decision I’ve ever made. Mentally, I’m rescuing animals and solving the bermuda triangle mystery.
May 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Physically, I’m lying in bed regretting every decision I’ve ever made. Mentally, I’m rescuing animals and solving the bermuda triangle mystery.
It’s called nuance and I intend to bludgeon you with it.
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s called nuance and I intend to bludgeon you with it.
I hope both teams lose🛸🏈 #SuperBowlLIX
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I hope both teams lose🛸🏈 #SuperBowlLIX
Let’s be real, if you’re not popping a beer and prepping a plate of food during the National Anthem, you’re a liar and a commie. #SuperBowlLIX
February 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Let’s be real, if you’re not popping a beer and prepping a plate of food during the National Anthem, you’re a liar and a commie. #SuperBowlLIX
I wanna be part of a scheme. Not like a pyramid one, just maybe a little heist or somethin’.
January 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I wanna be part of a scheme. Not like a pyramid one, just maybe a little heist or somethin’.
Online dating was my least favorite way of catching up with old high school friends.
January 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Online dating was my least favorite way of catching up with old high school friends.
I don’t actually want a cocaine habit, I just want enough money I *could* have a cocaine habit.
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don’t actually want a cocaine habit, I just want enough money I *could* have a cocaine habit.
You should have to defeat John Cena in order to become president.
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You should have to defeat John Cena in order to become president.
I don't personally know Dolly Parton, but I assume when she walks by wilting flowers they perk right up.
January 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't personally know Dolly Parton, but I assume when she walks by wilting flowers they perk right up.
January 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey, it me!👋 Gift accordingly! 🥳🧁🍨🦉
December 9, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Hey, it me!👋 Gift accordingly! 🥳🧁🍨🦉
Life hack: die young
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Life hack: die young
No matter how well I’ve slept, I have never once woken up refreshed and excited to start the day.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
No matter how well I’ve slept, I have never once woken up refreshed and excited to start the day.
Laughter is the best medicine; sex is the actual cure.
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Laughter is the best medicine; sex is the actual cure.
You’re not an adult when you turn 18. You're an adult when all your hopes and dreams have been crushed.
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
You’re not an adult when you turn 18. You're an adult when all your hopes and dreams have been crushed.
Kinda rude that nobody wants to go to the gym for me.
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Kinda rude that nobody wants to go to the gym for me.
I’m not answering your question you asked me on your device that has internet and search engines.
November 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I’m not answering your question you asked me on your device that has internet and search engines.
I waited 10 minutes for room service to bring my coffee before remembering I'm at home and need to make it myself.
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I waited 10 minutes for room service to bring my coffee before remembering I'm at home and need to make it myself.
THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Heather Locklear, my metabolism, the American dream, serving sizes, Miss Cleo, being well-rested, and cute photos of your baby.
November 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Heather Locklear, my metabolism, the American dream, serving sizes, Miss Cleo, being well-rested, and cute photos of your baby.
When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this Arby’s immediately.”
November 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this Arby’s immediately.”
“This cashier is a dipshit.”
- Me at self checkout
- Me at self checkout
December 4, 2023 at 7:02 PM
“This cashier is a dipshit.”
- Me at self checkout
- Me at self checkout
Know what I could really use right now? A montage.
August 20, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Know what I could really use right now? A montage.
Find someone who makes you happy. Even if they're a garbage person. That's totally fine.
August 8, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Find someone who makes you happy. Even if they're a garbage person. That's totally fine.