Niki Lynn
@nikilynn.bsky.social
Professional observer. Just here for the show. Carry on.
Please tell me this is AI.
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Please tell me this is AI.
I think about this all the time.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think about this all the time.
Maybe if you dressed snazzier the plane would get there sooner? Do you have an emergency boa in your backpack?
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Maybe if you dressed snazzier the plane would get there sooner? Do you have an emergency boa in your backpack?
Do you have enough rocks for your pocket? I’ve got extras.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Do you have enough rocks for your pocket? I’ve got extras.
I think it’s to recharge/defrag? Twitter used to be a lot. Plus it’s great when she’s resurrected. Like social media Easter.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think it’s to recharge/defrag? Twitter used to be a lot. Plus it’s great when she’s resurrected. Like social media Easter.
Shhhh…Darth is resting. :)
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shhhh…Darth is resting. :)
So, Kelly’s Heroes?
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So, Kelly’s Heroes?
Something wrong with that?
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Something wrong with that?
My favorite Thanksgivings were in my early 20s, newly married, and just us.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My favorite Thanksgivings were in my early 20s, newly married, and just us.
Funny—I had to do the same thing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Funny—I had to do the same thing.
With me, it’s ticks.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
With me, it’s ticks.
This is upsetting. Libraries are a good in the world. ?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is upsetting. Libraries are a good in the world. ?
That’s exactly what I was going to say! And the top layer is crushed up potato chips.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That’s exactly what I was going to say! And the top layer is crushed up potato chips.
No, three kids in a trench coat, with all our passwords
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
No, three kids in a trench coat, with all our passwords
Also, sweet revenge is my very favorite prine song. Two of everything but one of me hits hard. :)
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Also, sweet revenge is my very favorite prine song. Two of everything but one of me hits hard. :)
Just talking about this today. I love to mix things up. But on Thanksgiving? Damn. You got the menu, don’t fuck it up.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just talking about this today. I love to mix things up. But on Thanksgiving? Damn. You got the menu, don’t fuck it up.
Board books, especially with flaps. And scribbling with crayons.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Board books, especially with flaps. And scribbling with crayons.
No. It’s a sparkling RICO.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No. It’s a sparkling RICO.
And yet it was inevitable
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And yet it was inevitable
No. He’s terrible in so many ways. But he’s a coward. And that’ll save us.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No. He’s terrible in so many ways. But he’s a coward. And that’ll save us.
And the weirdos who are so mad at it here and write articles about how it sucks … ridiculous. Also, I’ve heard you huff farts?
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
And the weirdos who are so mad at it here and write articles about how it sucks … ridiculous. Also, I’ve heard you huff farts?
Like, an outhouse opening?
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Like, an outhouse opening?