I have my doubts this dough head can even read.

Sigh. If they only had a pitching staff.

Yes, but will it be strong enough to lift a lard*ss up by their diaper?

That's just funny and cute. I have seen them eat watermelon cubes like this here.

How this guy still has a GM job is beyond me. He's had 5 years to build a playoff team when other teams have rebuilt and made the playoffs in that time. Nobody wants to come to Buffalo. A meddling owner and a GM in way over his head is a bad combo.

Um. Duh.

Well, in all fairness they couldn't construct one in time to accommodate his diapered backside.

That tail has definitely knocked full cups of liquid to the floor.

Ahh, yes. Saw him in Ottawa, Ontario with Katrina and the Waves back in the day.

You haven't made the playoffs in like 30 years and your GM was a rink manager. I'm surprised anyone wants to be there.

I guess it's not a habit but, my daughter cat is a wet food licker. She doesn't much fancy biting into the pate. On occasion, she'll lick food up into her eye, panic, run away and come back when the eye gets cleaned.

He's going to rage tweet. He'll direct Dress-up Barbie to deport Dora the Explorer in retaliation.

They counted pigeons as well.

That guy behind him to the right is checking to be sure he's breathing.

Yikes. She may have had some dicey gas station shrimp as well.