i got some (read: BIG BAG) at costco. they were gone in TWO DAYS. 😳

7. But MAGA will bend themselves into whatever the fuck kinda pretzels of denial and delusion they need to in order to make what’s actually true jive with what he tells them is true.

And that is how you know it’s a cult.

6. That the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins himself is “a man of God.”

Anyone who isn’t up to their eyeballs in Trump-brand Kool-Aid knows he’s not a man of faith.

5. That the thrice married, serial philandering, pathological liar who mocked a disabled reporter, “fell in love with” murderous despots, disrespected our fallen of war, called his political rivals “vermin” and made fun of a man’s stutter is a “religious.”

4. That the guy who shook a Bible that wasn’t his in front of a boarded-up church he didn’t attend is “devoted.”

3. That the guy who cannot cite a SINGLE Bible verse when asked, even after saying that very same book was his “favorite” is “spiritual”?

That the guy who spends his every Sunday worshiping at St. Mary of the Immaculate Back nine is “holy.”

2. That the business fraud, sexual abuser who opined about the sex life of his own daughter so often that he had to be reminded regularly by his staff that she was in fact, his daughter, is “pious”?

I will miss him and his decency. It makes me so sad that we could've had hope and joy....HEAVY SIGH.

SAME!
I will delete and repost the actual MAGA moron.

lol I got picture happy disregard that one!!!

#FuckTrump