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Nika Harper
@nikaharper.bsky.social
Writer, occasional nikasaur, Halloween-goth. Conspicuous. Notable cackling and music extravagance. Socials: nika.rocks/contact/
I've been playing OSRS off-and-on for a year now and I'm too intimidated to attack anything more threatening than a swamp toad. Bosses in this game seem *unreasonable* and it'll likely be another year before I get the courage.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Admittedly, I kind of do! But smoke-mouth is yucky.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I have a veteran friend with severe PTSD and some crisis-of-faith stuff happening right now. .... Do I wish him a good veterans day? I'm torn on whether he would accept it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If it ain't "honey on a fence post" we're still winning.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
(I had a very fun imaginary scenario about using a safety pin on an ATM and pin code on a voodoo doll, before I realized both of those are too logical, yet I'm proud of them nonetheless)
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Many gamer blogs cry out in anger, condensed across time to ring in your ears as you find out using a bobby pin on the recipe book works for SOME REASON?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
YESSSS CYNDI! Though... Even 8 hours of one Cyndi would... Be a lot.

When you're haunted by songs, do you handle it well? (In my own case, it depends on the song. I had a whole Germany trip where my brain was stuck on Human League. Became a little theme song and I liked it.)
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I showed him Shoes instead.

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Shoes
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November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
-1 debuff, I'll add it to the roster
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I'm only dying a little, not much more than usual.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It's been dubstep for like YEARS NOW, which was still fun and effective but holy shit this was an upgrade!
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I FUCKING LOVE THIS, THANK YOU
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
There is a decent chance that, encountering me in the wild, I will be murmuring this to myself. In the grocery juice aisle quietly, and pitchily, this.
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They're delightful and disgusting, it's a very special flair to it. At Halloween Horror Nights this year they featured Art the Clown and the actors did a magnificent job being unsettling and playful.
My friend mentions that Art is on his way to slasher idol status and I think he's quite right.
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
THEY'RE BLASTING WUMPSCUT AND CHAINSAW CLOWNS ARE CHASING PEOPLE, I'M NEVER LEAVING I LIVE HERE NOW
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM