Nika Harper
@nikaharper.bsky.social
Writer, occasional nikasaur, Halloween-goth. Conspicuous. Notable cackling and music extravagance. Socials: nika.rocks/contact/
I've been playing OSRS off-and-on for a year now and I'm too intimidated to attack anything more threatening than a swamp toad. Bosses in this game seem *unreasonable* and it'll likely be another year before I get the courage.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I've been playing OSRS off-and-on for a year now and I'm too intimidated to attack anything more threatening than a swamp toad. Bosses in this game seem *unreasonable* and it'll likely be another year before I get the courage.
Admittedly, I kind of do! But smoke-mouth is yucky.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Admittedly, I kind of do! But smoke-mouth is yucky.
I have a veteran friend with severe PTSD and some crisis-of-faith stuff happening right now. .... Do I wish him a good veterans day? I'm torn on whether he would accept it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have a veteran friend with severe PTSD and some crisis-of-faith stuff happening right now. .... Do I wish him a good veterans day? I'm torn on whether he would accept it.
If it ain't "honey on a fence post" we're still winning.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If it ain't "honey on a fence post" we're still winning.
(I had a very fun imaginary scenario about using a safety pin on an ATM and pin code on a voodoo doll, before I realized both of those are too logical, yet I'm proud of them nonetheless)
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
(I had a very fun imaginary scenario about using a safety pin on an ATM and pin code on a voodoo doll, before I realized both of those are too logical, yet I'm proud of them nonetheless)
Many gamer blogs cry out in anger, condensed across time to ring in your ears as you find out using a bobby pin on the recipe book works for SOME REASON?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Many gamer blogs cry out in anger, condensed across time to ring in your ears as you find out using a bobby pin on the recipe book works for SOME REASON?!
YESSSS CYNDI! Though... Even 8 hours of one Cyndi would... Be a lot.
When you're haunted by songs, do you handle it well? (In my own case, it depends on the song. I had a whole Germany trip where my brain was stuck on Human League. Became a little theme song and I liked it.)
When you're haunted by songs, do you handle it well? (In my own case, it depends on the song. I had a whole Germany trip where my brain was stuck on Human League. Became a little theme song and I liked it.)
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
YESSSS CYNDI! Though... Even 8 hours of one Cyndi would... Be a lot.
When you're haunted by songs, do you handle it well? (In my own case, it depends on the song. I had a whole Germany trip where my brain was stuck on Human League. Became a little theme song and I liked it.)
When you're haunted by songs, do you handle it well? (In my own case, it depends on the song. I had a whole Germany trip where my brain was stuck on Human League. Became a little theme song and I liked it.)
-1 debuff, I'll add it to the roster
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
-1 debuff, I'll add it to the roster
I'm only dying a little, not much more than usual.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'm only dying a little, not much more than usual.
It's been dubstep for like YEARS NOW, which was still fun and effective but holy shit this was an upgrade!
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It's been dubstep for like YEARS NOW, which was still fun and effective but holy shit this was an upgrade!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS, THANK YOU
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I FUCKING LOVE THIS, THANK YOU
There is a decent chance that, encountering me in the wild, I will be murmuring this to myself. In the grocery juice aisle quietly, and pitchily, this.
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
There is a decent chance that, encountering me in the wild, I will be murmuring this to myself. In the grocery juice aisle quietly, and pitchily, this.
They're delightful and disgusting, it's a very special flair to it. At Halloween Horror Nights this year they featured Art the Clown and the actors did a magnificent job being unsettling and playful.
My friend mentions that Art is on his way to slasher idol status and I think he's quite right.
My friend mentions that Art is on his way to slasher idol status and I think he's quite right.
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They're delightful and disgusting, it's a very special flair to it. At Halloween Horror Nights this year they featured Art the Clown and the actors did a magnificent job being unsettling and playful.
My friend mentions that Art is on his way to slasher idol status and I think he's quite right.
My friend mentions that Art is on his way to slasher idol status and I think he's quite right.
THEY'RE BLASTING WUMPSCUT AND CHAINSAW CLOWNS ARE CHASING PEOPLE, I'M NEVER LEAVING I LIVE HERE NOW
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
THEY'RE BLASTING WUMPSCUT AND CHAINSAW CLOWNS ARE CHASING PEOPLE, I'M NEVER LEAVING I LIVE HERE NOW