nihilisticuffs
@nihilisticuffs.com
JT. Leftie Arkansan dude (he/him), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.
Dude, I too was born in 1988! I do manual labor, haven't slept more than six hours at a time (without being ill) since the towers fell, and I've ingested enough destructive substances to float a battleship around and sink it all over again.
Brother, what are you doing?
Brother, what are you doing?
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Dude, I too was born in 1988! I do manual labor, haven't slept more than six hours at a time (without being ill) since the towers fell, and I've ingested enough destructive substances to float a battleship around and sink it all over again.
Brother, what are you doing?
Brother, what are you doing?
Yeah, that's not bad.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yeah, that's not bad.
I don't have a picture from the first day, but this is Day 2 of my most recent tattoo, which I used a Second Skin variant to heal.
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don't have a picture from the first day, but this is Day 2 of my most recent tattoo, which I used a Second Skin variant to heal.
Howland Hill Road Redwood Stills
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Howland Hill Road Redwood Stills
Howland Hill Road Redwoods, Part 2
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Howland Hill Road Redwoods, Part 2
Howland Hill Road Redwoods
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Howland Hill Road Redwoods
Some highlights from this weekend:
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Some highlights from this weekend:
Tag yourself, I'm "can't believe I flew here for this" guy.
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Tag yourself, I'm "can't believe I flew here for this" guy.
I also had a 20oz whiskey-aged cowboy ribeye, which was also appropriately amazing.
September 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I also had a 20oz whiskey-aged cowboy ribeye, which was also appropriately amazing.
Look at this beautiful, delicious motherfucker.
September 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Look at this beautiful, delicious motherfucker.
From my bio. I'm not really any sort of -ist and I don't put much faith in any of the -isms. I'm just a guy who wants to not feel like a piece of shit every single day until he dies.
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
From my bio. I'm not really any sort of -ist and I don't put much faith in any of the -isms. I'm just a guy who wants to not feel like a piece of shit every single day until he dies.
Deeply unserious and very telling that Ezra just released a fairly good piece about how the opposition should quit pretending everything is normal and embrace the gravity of the moment... only to turn around and FULLY IGNORE THE GRAVITY OF THE MOMENT to eulogize Charlie Fucking Kirk.
C'mon, dawg...
C'mon, dawg...
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Deeply unserious and very telling that Ezra just released a fairly good piece about how the opposition should quit pretending everything is normal and embrace the gravity of the moment... only to turn around and FULLY IGNORE THE GRAVITY OF THE MOMENT to eulogize Charlie Fucking Kirk.
C'mon, dawg...
C'mon, dawg...
I love how having a handful of Sleep Token songs on it sometimes causes Smart Shuffle to add just pure straight metalcore to my horny playlist. 🤣
September 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love how having a handful of Sleep Token songs on it sometimes causes Smart Shuffle to add just pure straight metalcore to my horny playlist. 🤣
... along too well after that, and he certainly didn't like the unicorn-pastel hair I came back with a few weeks later.
My hair was some shade of pink, purple, or blue the remainder of the time he worked there, and I never stopped wearing the pink shades.
Fuck you, Brian. ✌️
My hair was some shade of pink, purple, or blue the remainder of the time he worked there, and I never stopped wearing the pink shades.
Fuck you, Brian. ✌️
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
... along too well after that, and he certainly didn't like the unicorn-pastel hair I came back with a few weeks later.
My hair was some shade of pink, purple, or blue the remainder of the time he worked there, and I never stopped wearing the pink shades.
Fuck you, Brian. ✌️
My hair was some shade of pink, purple, or blue the remainder of the time he worked there, and I never stopped wearing the pink shades.
Fuck you, Brian. ✌️
She's gonna sacrifice me to the undying fae and I'm gonna... let her.
August 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
She's gonna sacrifice me to the undying fae and I'm gonna... let her.
California is betraying me.
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
California is betraying me.
"Stop stop, he's already dead!" but, like, the opposite of that.
August 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Stop stop, he's already dead!" but, like, the opposite of that.
