NIH Bear
nihbear.bsky.social
NIH Bear
@nihbear.bsky.social
Am bear of science. Will bear for grant funding.

The only official information outlet for the National Institutes of Health.

Do not taunt happy fun bear.
I am not saying a truck spilling a load of infected research monkeys into the Mississippi swampland is a GOOD thing.

I am saying it is the BEST thing. Go catch monkeys, you dipshit good ole boy pig motherfuckers.

Condolences to the PI at Tulane.
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I made you a violin
March 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Omen of the times. Photo by lattiboy on Reddit.
March 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I cannot even begin with the number of problems here.

This is … something.
February 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
February 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Whereever neurons light up in the dark of a mouse brain, and then are extinguished forever… I’ll be there. textflight.blog/wp-content/u...
August 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
“Pull the trigger.”
May 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I have been left alone with a cake that I am NOT supposed to eat. What the hell were these idiots thinking?
May 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
March 1, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING IVE EVER SAID ABOUT GOOGLE
February 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
In case you were wondering what kind of Clovis-esque bullshit is in the toilet at Google.
February 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Snacks are frankly only barely adequate.
February 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Note: the bathrooms are well-appointed. If you spill anything, they have small, very absorbant, biodegradable sponges in cardboard tubes. With a nice little string attached so you don’t get your paws messy when you toss them.
February 13, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Secrets of Google:

You can just tell anyone you’re supposed to be there for “VertexAI training” and they just.. LET YOU IN. During OFF HOURS.
February 13, 2024 at 4:20 PM
This Phoenix…?
February 11, 2024 at 7:04 PM
humple flandapulous, peri knobbloch sindo fallidulli
January 28, 2024 at 11:03 PM
January 12, 2024 at 5:13 AM
January 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2023 at 4:14 PM
You a heard of elf on the shelf, what about
December 17, 2023 at 2:36 PM
In case you were wondering.
November 14, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Come visit my promising new PD’s poster on Neurophagy! #sfn2023
November 11, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Soooo… Microsoft has not ironed all of the glitches out of Dall-E for Bing yet…

Egad.
November 9, 2023 at 11:58 PM
November 9, 2023 at 12:28 AM