The Nightwatchman
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This is a good time to have a dark sense of humor.
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"Where some see coincidence, I see consequence." - The Merovingian
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"Where some see coincidence, I see consequence." - The Merovingian
Kinda hope some vulnerable Republican senators vote no. Then they'll lose their seats. 'My opponent supports pedophiles...' etc, etc.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Kinda hope some vulnerable Republican senators vote no. Then they'll lose their seats. 'My opponent supports pedophiles...' etc, etc.
A lot of people are saying that not only is Trump a lying dumbass, but he's also very likely a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A lot of people are saying that not only is Trump a lying dumbass, but he's also very likely a pedophile.
'You know the thing about a pedophile... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin', until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.'
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
'You know the thing about a pedophile... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin', until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.'
Time to wag the dog. Venezuela, you're up!
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Time to wag the dog. Venezuela, you're up!
Man, Trump doesn't even think Americans are smart enough to change beds or pick grapes.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Man, Trump doesn't even think Americans are smart enough to change beds or pick grapes.
It's gonna be tough for MAGAs to wrap their minds around the fact that the guy they supported destroyed the economy, devastated people's health care AND was a pedophile. They'd probably be okay with any two of those three things though.
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's gonna be tough for MAGAs to wrap their minds around the fact that the guy they supported destroyed the economy, devastated people's health care AND was a pedophile. They'd probably be okay with any two of those three things though.
Maybe Trump was just tutoring the girl about magnets!
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Maybe Trump was just tutoring the girl about magnets!
That's quite an upgrade.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That's quite an upgrade.
I was rooting for the Jays too, after how the turd has treated Canada. That said, if they were gonna lose, it was the BEST way to lose - in 7 games, in extra innings. They're bristling with talent.
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was rooting for the Jays too, after how the turd has treated Canada. That said, if they were gonna lose, it was the BEST way to lose - in 7 games, in extra innings. They're bristling with talent.
That Biden fellow sounds worthy of a Nobel!
October 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
That Biden fellow sounds worthy of a Nobel!
No wonder he wants to run in 2028 - he can't remember that he already had a term before the current one. Time to 25th Amendment this dude and get him into an old folks home to get some treatment.
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
No wonder he wants to run in 2028 - he can't remember that he already had a term before the current one. Time to 25th Amendment this dude and get him into an old folks home to get some treatment.
There was zero chance Trump was going to get a Nobel. The Epstein files could be released at any time and reveal Trump to be a child sex predator. There are plenty of worthy honorable people around without the Nobel committee taking that kind of risk on Trump.
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There was zero chance Trump was going to get a Nobel. The Epstein files could be released at any time and reveal Trump to be a child sex predator. There are plenty of worthy honorable people around without the Nobel committee taking that kind of risk on Trump.
The Epstein files could be released any day and reveal Trump to be a child sex predator. There was a 0% chance the Nobel Committee was gonna risk getting that stain on themselves. There were plenty of worthy nominees without that risk.
October 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Epstein files could be released any day and reveal Trump to be a child sex predator. There was a 0% chance the Nobel Committee was gonna risk getting that stain on themselves. There were plenty of worthy nominees without that risk.
Great, now the kid's gonna have PTSD *and* autism.
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Great, now the kid's gonna have PTSD *and* autism.
Beef prices are mooooving higher, you say?!
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Beef prices are mooooving higher, you say?!
Lol, Trump and the Nobel Peace Prize reminds me of Gollum thirsting for the One Ring. 'Mussst have the preciousss...'
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lol, Trump and the Nobel Peace Prize reminds me of Gollum thirsting for the One Ring. 'Mussst have the preciousss...'
Hope Dems retake the House. Then they can put some bills on the floor, like:
The Give People Some Affordable Fucking Healthcare Act
The Release All Epstein Info Act
The No Trading American Land For Fancy Planes Act
And so on. Let the Republicans have fun voting against all that kind of stuff.
The Give People Some Affordable Fucking Healthcare Act
The Release All Epstein Info Act
The No Trading American Land For Fancy Planes Act
And so on. Let the Republicans have fun voting against all that kind of stuff.
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hope Dems retake the House. Then they can put some bills on the floor, like:
The Give People Some Affordable Fucking Healthcare Act
The Release All Epstein Info Act
The No Trading American Land For Fancy Planes Act
And so on. Let the Republicans have fun voting against all that kind of stuff.
The Give People Some Affordable Fucking Healthcare Act
The Release All Epstein Info Act
The No Trading American Land For Fancy Planes Act
And so on. Let the Republicans have fun voting against all that kind of stuff.
He should've LOWERED the tariffs by 1500%, so that China would be paying us tons of money to take their products from them. I mean, hey, that's his drug plan!
October 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
He should've LOWERED the tariffs by 1500%, so that China would be paying us tons of money to take their products from them. I mean, hey, that's his drug plan!
If Trump'd been president in WWII, we'd now be living under the control of the Third Reich and watching the movie, 'Fuck That Loser Private Ryan' starring Kid Rock.
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If Trump'd been president in WWII, we'd now be living under the control of the Third Reich and watching the movie, 'Fuck That Loser Private Ryan' starring Kid Rock.
Brexit was the stupidest thing I could remember a country doing until, here in America, we elected Trump...TWICE.
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Brexit was the stupidest thing I could remember a country doing until, here in America, we elected Trump...TWICE.
Omg, look at all those people violently taking pictures of the classical music boat concert. The horror!
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Omg, look at all those people violently taking pictures of the classical music boat concert. The horror!
What are the rules on bribes? Is that declared as income or capital gains?
October 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
What are the rules on bribes? Is that declared as income or capital gains?
The next tower-bombing pilots won't have to travel farther than Idaho for their takeoff training. Heck, Qatar might even give them the planes.
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The next tower-bombing pilots won't have to travel farther than Idaho for their takeoff training. Heck, Qatar might even give them the planes.
Back in MY day, we weren't under attack by our own government. Get off my lawn!
a man standing in front of a brick house with the words get off my lawn you punk kids written above him
ALT: a man standing in front of a brick house with the words get off my lawn you punk kids written above him
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October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Back in MY day, we weren't under attack by our own government. Get off my lawn!
They might wanna take a look at the exponentially rising amount of micro/nanoplastics (MNPs) in all of our brains, which disproportionately affects the very young or the unborn. We're running out of time.
nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/pestilence...
nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/pestilence...
Pestilence: Brains Filling With Plastic
Microplastics cause violence, dementia, and collapse. Corporations knew. Here’s the evidence.
nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
They might wanna take a look at the exponentially rising amount of micro/nanoplastics (MNPs) in all of our brains, which disproportionately affects the very young or the unborn. We're running out of time.
nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/pestilence...
nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/pestilence...