Glenn Peters
@nightwatchman.bsky.social
I write stuff for money and follow Collingwood. Have read Ulysses twice. To live's to fly. This👇 is my substack. https://glennpeters.substack.com
She's lost control.
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
She's lost control.
Wade Derkson
Sounds like the name of a touring member of Slipknot or a player name in a 80s baseball video game.
Sounds like the name of a touring member of Slipknot or a player name in a 80s baseball video game.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wade Derkson
Sounds like the name of a touring member of Slipknot or a player name in a 80s baseball video game.
Sounds like the name of a touring member of Slipknot or a player name in a 80s baseball video game.
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hearing that I was overlooked for the Nobel Prize in Literature AGAIN last night, I picked myself up and put out this week’s NW.
glennpeters.substack.com/p/are-we-the...
glennpeters.substack.com/p/are-we-the...
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hearing that I was overlooked for the Nobel Prize in Literature AGAIN last night, I picked myself up and put out this week’s NW.
glennpeters.substack.com/p/are-we-the...
glennpeters.substack.com/p/are-we-the...
Just went to have a look at the awfulness but this odd bit of editorialising by the meta bot is a bit off.
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Just went to have a look at the awfulness but this odd bit of editorialising by the meta bot is a bit off.
Incredible overdressed word salad excuse sentence delivered by Australia Post chief.
Cue Office Space "What is it... you do here? GIF.
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Cue Office Space "What is it... you do here? GIF.
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August 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Incredible overdressed word salad excuse sentence delivered by Australia Post chief.
Cue Office Space "What is it... you do here? GIF.
apple.news/AdEj5dQiiRH-...
Cue Office Space "What is it... you do here? GIF.
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Even though I fought my head cold ennui cloud for hours trying to write, this week’s NW does not exist.
Thank you everyone who thought, “Where’s the Nightwatchman email this morning?”
And thank you to geniuses who came up with this #GPsBullshitCollab.
Link to buy the NW ebook payhip.com/b/59siB
Thank you everyone who thought, “Where’s the Nightwatchman email this morning?”
And thank you to geniuses who came up with this #GPsBullshitCollab.
Link to buy the NW ebook payhip.com/b/59siB
August 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Even though I fought my head cold ennui cloud for hours trying to write, this week’s NW does not exist.
Thank you everyone who thought, “Where’s the Nightwatchman email this morning?”
And thank you to geniuses who came up with this #GPsBullshitCollab.
Link to buy the NW ebook payhip.com/b/59siB
Thank you everyone who thought, “Where’s the Nightwatchman email this morning?”
And thank you to geniuses who came up with this #GPsBullshitCollab.
Link to buy the NW ebook payhip.com/b/59siB
… said the disgusting numpty who closed down USAID.
August 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
… said the disgusting numpty who closed down USAID.
Run through the banner, this week's NW is episode 50!
We celebrate Nightwatchman style with a listening party of brand new out takes of some of the most meloncholic music ever recorded....
... and there's a live migraine commentary!
We celebrate Nightwatchman style with a listening party of brand new out takes of some of the most meloncholic music ever recorded....
... and there's a live migraine commentary!
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Run through the banner, this week's NW is episode 50!
We celebrate Nightwatchman style with a listening party of brand new out takes of some of the most meloncholic music ever recorded....
... and there's a live migraine commentary!
We celebrate Nightwatchman style with a listening party of brand new out takes of some of the most meloncholic music ever recorded....
... and there's a live migraine commentary!
Could be the best quarter by an individual ever played.
July 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Could be the best quarter by an individual ever played.
Hang this in the NGV
June 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hang this in the NGV
Thought it was the same Philly artist who did this but I was wrong.
June 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Thought it was the same Philly artist who did this but I was wrong.
A little girl saved, difficult conversations, a lost dog called Poida and... um... tap dancing, this week's phone themed NW is a vibes rollercoaster.
glennpeters.substack.com/p/call-me-ca...
glennpeters.substack.com/p/call-me-ca...
June 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A little girl saved, difficult conversations, a lost dog called Poida and... um... tap dancing, this week's phone themed NW is a vibes rollercoaster.
glennpeters.substack.com/p/call-me-ca...
glennpeters.substack.com/p/call-me-ca...
Here’s the pic of the page. I think it’s beautiful.
May 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Here’s the pic of the page. I think it’s beautiful.
Loving Geelong’s jumper tonight.
May 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Loving Geelong’s jumper tonight.
Self portrait earlier today.
May 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Self portrait earlier today.
This is the best thing to ever happen in footy outside a pies premiership.
May 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This is the best thing to ever happen in footy outside a pies premiership.
I've found it!
The worst ever outfit by a male human being.
Interesting that Pratt chose the Met Gala to pull off this feat.
(looking forward to @dieworkwear.bsky.social's 20 part thread to how we, as a species came to this)
The worst ever outfit by a male human being.
Interesting that Pratt chose the Met Gala to pull off this feat.
(looking forward to @dieworkwear.bsky.social's 20 part thread to how we, as a species came to this)
May 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I've found it!
The worst ever outfit by a male human being.
Interesting that Pratt chose the Met Gala to pull off this feat.
(looking forward to @dieworkwear.bsky.social's 20 part thread to how we, as a species came to this)
The worst ever outfit by a male human being.
Interesting that Pratt chose the Met Gala to pull off this feat.
(looking forward to @dieworkwear.bsky.social's 20 part thread to how we, as a species came to this)
The official cast for the four biopic Beatles movies has been revealed.
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The official cast for the four biopic Beatles movies has been revealed.
Vale Andrew Krakouer.
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Vale Andrew Krakouer.
Sounds like a 90s Britpop band.
March 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sounds like a 90s Britpop band.
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
@brocklesnitch.bsky.social Stewart Lee just put that great thing you wrote about comedy in his email newsletter that came out a few hours ago.
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
@brocklesnitch.bsky.social Stewart Lee just put that great thing you wrote about comedy in his email newsletter that came out a few hours ago.