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Aaron
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what fresh hell is this
July 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That's the mayor
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We used to be a proper country
July 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Too many to choose from, but his performance in Color of Money is an all-timer.
July 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It could be said they're in the zone of interest, but aren't fully committed yet
July 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Honestly? Good for her.
July 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me, reading the name "Thomas Chatterton Williams"
a man says " i don t know what i expected " in a kitchen
ALT: a man says " i don t know what i expected " in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
At first I thought "who wrote this??" and then I opened up the original thread and said "oh, of course it was him"
July 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
They used the thinky face emoji so you know that they're very very intelligent
July 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The idea that they don't owe voters anything because the other guy is worse is giving in to nihilism far more than voting third party is!
June 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm not one of those "we need better civics classes" guys who thinks more schoolhouse rock will solve our problems, but it wouldn't hurt for people to be reminded that in a healthy, functional democracy the idea is to earn the public's vote by coalition building and actually delivering on things
June 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Look, I'm not paid enough to be passably competent *and* funny at the office
June 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
June 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I think holding them down under a blanket and farting on them would be deterrent enough, but I've been told I'm old-fashioned in my views of the justice system.
June 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's a bold strategy for a frame narrative for sure. Those aliens are really good at cinematography
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The boy who grew up without a dad torn between two surrogate dads.
June 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reliably informed that's the only word the new janitor character says and it has something to do with a trauma from his past
May 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The x-files was just serving up Michael Mann's "Manhunter" level shots each week. It's incredible
May 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They'll do anything to avoid enacting meaningful policies
May 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Not for lack of trying though, that tug is moving pretty fast
May 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Looks like there's a tug on the other side of the boat?
May 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If only we had some kind of widely-understood term for this!
April 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A lot to unpack here (and yes I know, consider the source), but nevertheless why is birdbrain in quotes?
April 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
👀
April 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM