See also: Dr Who. Watch The Sun Makers from 1977. The Doctor is an actual Marxist.

I hadn't read that but as I listened to his song I did daydream about him engulfed in flames.

Thanks for the reminder. Bang goes 30 years of trauma counselling.

It's like a more prosaic version of the ending of Stark by Ben Elton where all the super rich men who've wrecked the planet and escaped into space start killing themselves when they realise all the other super rich men they're stuck with are unbearable.

Gutted. Said to my to my son it would be settled by an own goal, but I'm not a betting man. Wish I was.

Your biscuits are essentially pieces of fruit now, so make sure you get your five a day. Subscribe for more Nightshift health tips.

Is that Barry or Paul? I never knew which one was which.

Very sad news, but having seen him live in Brighton a good 10 years ago, he didn't look at all well even then. Phenomenal singer and performer though.

And three gigs is not a tour.

Depends what baby's giving up - bathing, maybe?

You're more sonic cyborg than people, aren't you?

I remember you putting me onto this way back when. Need to go back to it. And talking of witch house reminds me what an incredible album Salem's 'King Night' was. Seriously malevolent.

People always seem surprised, even shocked, when I say I like Snow Patrol but those first 4 albums are great. After that, not so much.