I don't fuck with TikTok dances. Just be an adult! Crank that Soulja Boy and Superman that how like a mature person. Jeez.

My hobby:

Me when I hear/see people being super loud about being straight edge: 🙄
Me when a band yells STRAIGHT EDGE FUCK YOU!: 😤😃

I bet a lot more people regret the transition to this clown show of a presidential cabinet than transitioning to a different gender. Estimates are that only 0.6% of Americans are transgender. So shut the fuck up and leave people alone to live their lives. God damn.

People who choose to tailgate the car going slow in the left lane rather than just going around them in the wide open right lane are a different breed.

Shoutout to everybody whose energy color is amber today

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone who does hamd hearts like this: 🫶
If you do it 1 of the other 2 ways... You're wrong.

I am laughing about right-wingers, getting mad about people calling it the Gulf of Mexico still instead of the stupid new name. I thought y'all didn't care about dead naming things?

Went out to get some groceries today. A little kid came up behind me and said, "Daddy!" I turned around and was obviously NOT his daddy. I just didn't know it was at the gets-mistaken-for-kid's-daddies stage of life. Makes me feel old...

To whoever wants to try next:

My favorite hardcore/metal-y albums from 2024:
1. THE FUCKIN' PROMO/BIG ASS DEMO by BIG ASS TRUCK
2. The New Chaos by LOCKED SHUT
3. All You Embrace by One Step Closer
4. A New Order of Mind by Dealer
5. You Won't Go Before You're Supposed to by Knocked Loose
HM. EXCESSIVE GUILT by thrown

One of my secret embarrassments is that for a very long time I thought the musical group Hall and Oates was a band called "Hollow Notes." Like. I was able to drive when I found this out.

I think it would be funny to get a Leviticus 19:28 tattoo.