I'll be for real, I think my undertale interest is finally dying at the worst time.

* cool as it'd be, nah. but I don't need him to have some fun.

* apparently, the creators hated my handle, so I changed it to an equally good one.

* I thought this place would've changed majorly. looks like I was wrong.

* if there's one thing that won't ever change, that's me.

* say, you look like something I've seen before.

* aren't you from that one science lab? what, black mesa?

* I've been informed it's been a while, huh?

* can't get rid of me, though. unlike that purple dude, I've got originality coming back.

* talk about a nightmare, huh?

* feels like I've been asleep for 6 months. oh, wait.

* heya. you caught me about to eat this really delicious hyperealistic burger.

* you may be wondering what I'm doing here. this is the noncanon zone.

[ * 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑌 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑌𝑂𝑁𝐸'𝑆 𝐷𝐴𝑀𝑁 𝑃𝐻𝑂𝑁𝐸 𝑂𝑅 𝐼'𝑀 𝐺𝑂𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝑂 𝑅𝐼𝑃 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝐿𝐼𝑀𝐵𝑆! ]

[ * last post before I leave for (probably) at least a couple months before I decide to take over again completely. ]

[ * make sure to spread word about how cool killer is to your friends and family. ]

[ * I'm going on vacation. and by that, I mean nightmare is preventing my internet access. ]

* hope you guys didn't miss me too much. took this time as a chance to grab this guy's account for a post.

* I don't really know if I can transfer temporarily ownership of my killing machine son, but I'm giving him to the owner of this account.

* later, losers.

[ You got a note that reads. . ]

* you're caine, right?

* big teeth with eyes. I've been told to give you a message.

* looks like we're getting even more people here now, huh?

* that's great. more people to try my delicacies.

* already getting tired of this place, and it's only been like one day.

* back to sleep, I guess.

* I think it's about time I change that

* you're quite the looker.

[ pinned. ]