NighthawkFPL
@nighthawkfpl.bsky.social
Law by profession, FPL by obsession • Powered by coffee, underlying stats & memes. Not to forget immeasurable regret • 24-25 🌍 50k #AFC
Social media has created a 24/7 rumor cycle making fans expect instant signings. Constant speculative news is fuelling impatience, when clubs don’t act immediately.
You’d think the window would be shutting in a week 🤷🏻♂️
You’d think the window would be shutting in a week 🤷🏻♂️
June 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Social media has created a 24/7 rumor cycle making fans expect instant signings. Constant speculative news is fuelling impatience, when clubs don’t act immediately.
You’d think the window would be shutting in a week 🤷🏻♂️
You’d think the window would be shutting in a week 🤷🏻♂️
69 (-4) all out
🌍56k ♻️ 45.5k 🟢
Areola & Burn unexpected beauties. Sarr the quintessential points dodger.
🌍56k ♻️ 45.5k 🟢
Areola & Burn unexpected beauties. Sarr the quintessential points dodger.
May 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
69 (-4) all out
🌍56k ♻️ 45.5k 🟢
Areola & Burn unexpected beauties. Sarr the quintessential points dodger.
🌍56k ♻️ 45.5k 🟢
Areola & Burn unexpected beauties. Sarr the quintessential points dodger.
60 all out
84k ♻️ 61k
Jacob Kai Murphy 🫡
TC 32/36 • BB33 • FH34
84k ♻️ 61k
Jacob Kai Murphy 🫡
TC 32/36 • BB33 • FH34
April 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
60 all out
84k ♻️ 61k
Jacob Kai Murphy 🫡
TC 32/36 • BB33 • FH34
84k ♻️ 61k
Jacob Kai Murphy 🫡
TC 32/36 • BB33 • FH34
Wildcard 2 done ✅
City boys making up for the Palace stinker.
After some heaving, finally inside the top 100k
City boys making up for the Palace stinker.
After some heaving, finally inside the top 100k
April 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Wildcard 2 done ✅
City boys making up for the Palace stinker.
After some heaving, finally inside the top 100k
City boys making up for the Palace stinker.
After some heaving, finally inside the top 100k
Going up against a 180% EO monster & getting the rub of the green.
Thank you for your service Captain Marmoush 🫡
Thank you for your service Captain Marmoush 🫡
April 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Going up against a 180% EO monster & getting the rub of the green.
Thank you for your service Captain Marmoush 🫡
Thank you for your service Captain Marmoush 🫡
GW 30-32 represents the perfect dichotomy of ‘form’ v. ‘fixtures’.
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March 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
GW 30-32 represents the perfect dichotomy of ‘form’ v. ‘fixtures’.
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56 all out
🌍118k ♻️ 103k
Selling Mo & Mateta for Bruno & Erling went favourably. Too bad late Robinson charge nudged me outside 100k. WC in 30/31 is definitely 🔛
🌍118k ♻️ 103k
Selling Mo & Mateta for Bruno & Erling went favourably. Too bad late Robinson charge nudged me outside 100k. WC in 30/31 is definitely 🔛
March 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
56 all out
🌍118k ♻️ 103k
Selling Mo & Mateta for Bruno & Erling went favourably. Too bad late Robinson charge nudged me outside 100k. WC in 30/31 is definitely 🔛
🌍118k ♻️ 103k
Selling Mo & Mateta for Bruno & Erling went favourably. Too bad late Robinson charge nudged me outside 100k. WC in 30/31 is definitely 🔛
Yeah fuck the team value.
Points in hand >
Points in hand >
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yeah fuck the team value.
Points in hand >
Points in hand >
Owning these 2 since GW6 & every other week, they make sure that my rank doesn’t capsize. 🥰
March 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Owning these 2 since GW6 & every other week, they make sure that my rank doesn’t capsize. 🥰
Hawks for GW29 🪶
Salah Mateta ♻️ Haaland Bruno
(2 FTs)
👨🏻✈️ Braut
🌎 118k
Perhaps GW28 was FPL 🐐 Mo Salah’s last dance in my team. 😢
Salah Mateta ♻️ Haaland Bruno
(2 FTs)
👨🏻✈️ Braut
🌎 118k
Perhaps GW28 was FPL 🐐 Mo Salah’s last dance in my team. 😢
March 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hawks for GW29 🪶
Salah Mateta ♻️ Haaland Bruno
(2 FTs)
👨🏻✈️ Braut
🌎 118k
Perhaps GW28 was FPL 🐐 Mo Salah’s last dance in my team. 😢
Salah Mateta ♻️ Haaland Bruno
(2 FTs)
👨🏻✈️ Braut
🌎 118k
Perhaps GW28 was FPL 🐐 Mo Salah’s last dance in my team. 😢
Hawks for GW 28 🪶
Rolling 1 FT
👨🏻✈️ Salah
🌍 114k
Up the Cherries !
Rolling 1 FT
👨🏻✈️ Salah
🌍 114k
Up the Cherries !
March 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hawks for GW 28 🪶
Rolling 1 FT
👨🏻✈️ Salah
🌍 114k
Up the Cherries !
Rolling 1 FT
👨🏻✈️ Salah
🌍 114k
Up the Cherries !
Okay I got the scorer wrong, but when it’s your year, it’s your year!
March 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Okay I got the scorer wrong, but when it’s your year, it’s your year!
Final score:
PSG 0 : 1 LIV
(Salah penalty 92’)
PSG 0 : 1 LIV
(Salah penalty 92’)
March 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Final score:
PSG 0 : 1 LIV
(Salah penalty 92’)
PSG 0 : 1 LIV
(Salah penalty 92’)
Managers whose front 3 are Isak, Mateta & Cunha.
March 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Managers whose front 3 are Isak, Mateta & Cunha.
65 all out
🌍139k ♻️ 114k 🟢
Wetted my beak briefly in the top 100k until the bench jammers spawned & the thugs at the Towers modified the BPS.
🌍139k ♻️ 114k 🟢
Wetted my beak briefly in the top 100k until the bench jammers spawned & the thugs at the Towers modified the BPS.
February 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
65 all out
🌍139k ♻️ 114k 🟢
Wetted my beak briefly in the top 100k until the bench jammers spawned & the thugs at the Towers modified the BPS.
🌍139k ♻️ 114k 🟢
Wetted my beak briefly in the top 100k until the bench jammers spawned & the thugs at the Towers modified the BPS.
Both Forest & Arsenal’s ball progression feels so laboured.
Immovable object meeting immovable object. 🥱
Immovable object meeting immovable object. 🥱
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Both Forest & Arsenal’s ball progression feels so laboured.
Immovable object meeting immovable object. 🥱
Immovable object meeting immovable object. 🥱
Hawks for GW 27 🪶
Hall ♻️ Ait-Nouri 🐺
👨🏻✈️ 🥶 Palmer
🌍 139k
Hall ♻️ Ait-Nouri 🐺
👨🏻✈️ 🥶 Palmer
🌍 139k
February 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hawks for GW 27 🪶
Hall ♻️ Ait-Nouri 🐺
👨🏻✈️ 🥶 Palmer
🌍 139k
Hall ♻️ Ait-Nouri 🐺
👨🏻✈️ 🥶 Palmer
🌍 139k
Note to self 📝
Avoid the timeline tomorrow night if your captain blanks and the other popular captain hauls.
Avoid the timeline tomorrow night if your captain blanks and the other popular captain hauls.
February 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Note to self 📝
Avoid the timeline tomorrow night if your captain blanks and the other popular captain hauls.
Avoid the timeline tomorrow night if your captain blanks and the other popular captain hauls.
105 (-4) all out.
🌍230k ♻️ 139k
Up the feckin 🦅🦅
🌍230k ♻️ 139k
Up the feckin 🦅🦅
February 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
105 (-4) all out.
🌍230k ♻️ 139k
Up the feckin 🦅🦅
🌍230k ♻️ 139k
Up the feckin 🦅🦅
The wearying discourse on the merits / demerits of the Ass Man chip for the common man are so evidently outcome based. 💆🏻♂️
February 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The wearying discourse on the merits / demerits of the Ass Man chip for the common man are so evidently outcome based. 💆🏻♂️
Didn’t strike it quite brilliantly like a ton of Moyes > Emery > Glasner AM managers (56) but quite satisfied with Slot x2 + Glasner with 48.
February 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Didn’t strike it quite brilliantly like a ton of Moyes > Emery > Glasner AM managers (56) but quite satisfied with Slot x2 + Glasner with 48.
Say hello to my little friend.
February 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Say hello to my little friend.
I simply refuse to subscribe to the fact that my gameweek success was dependent on Darwin Nunez’s composure in front of goal.
February 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I simply refuse to subscribe to the fact that my gameweek success was dependent on Darwin Nunez’s composure in front of goal.
