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And it's SO much more interesting than what I got. But, you're probably as surprised as I am that this many words are even spelled correctly.
"Word cloud" showing all my most commonly used words on bluesky, organized by size in proportion to frequency of use. Very basic words like "just" "even" and "really" seem to be the largest.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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I was pretending to do like an anchorman voice 😭

I could neh-ver lick boots. But I apologize, I realized I don’t have the avatar I did back in our AtC Twitter days. So you’re right to be suspicious and cautious of strangers being overly familiar.
Mayan glyph depicting “blue night”. Roughly square shape, planty floral shape in bottom center with outer border coming up sides to top center then nesting and arching downwards and back out again.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Further evidence 'Centaur World' is fact.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Thanks, Bank! This is really profound info.
screen cap of an alert from my bank account stating the painfully obvious "You've spent more than you've earned."
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Small dog. Lip curled into a very concerned and bothered face.
October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Even as someone who only knows vaguely about X-men characters through my periphery, this guy had got to be the answer, right?
Weird X-men character named Warlock. Dramatically posed leaping forward. The character’s texture appears to be made of techno-organic circuitry consisting of a patchwork of straight black interwoven lines and gold. His face is almost cartoonish with big round eyes and dots for pupils. His teeth are large rectangles. His hair is like an explosion of straight wires. Extremely ‘90s era comic book design.
August 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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“Don’t you ever put me in a situation” says the meme, as a frog with suspenders brandishes a gun.
July 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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*Eisner Award Winning PeePeePooPoo

(2024 Best Limited Series)
July 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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My immediate thought is the art of Scott Hove:
Ornate yet monstrous cake. Ornate yet monstrous cake. Ornate yet monstrous cake.
July 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Cool! I kept seeing so many pros pay condolences with a bit of that "its complicated" mention to his legacy. So, this helps with some context.

Now all I can imagine is the often terrifying co-host of "Beyond Vaudeville"... David Greene as Big Jim Shooter.

A reference i'm sure nobody will get.
July 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Oh my god! I did this too! I send my girlfriend dogs of interest I see at random while I’m out!
Photo of a dog on a leash standing near a group of people (they’re cropped out though, because who cares) The dog is long, but short, had white fur, and is very interesting looking. Long pointy snout, like a Dr. Seuss drawing. Sorta short fur in some spots, with longer tufts in others. it’s got really cute little tiny button eyes. It looked at me the whole time I was walking towards them and as I pulled my phone out to covertly sneak photos. Photo of a dog on a leash standing near a group of people (they’re cropped out though, because who cares) The dog is long, but short, had white fur, and is very interesting looking. Long pointy snout, like a Dr. Seuss drawing. Sorta short fur in some spots, with longer tufts in others. it’s got really cute little tiny button eyes. It looked at me the whole time I was walking towards them and as I pulled my phone out to covertly sneak photos. Photo of a dog on a leash standing near a group of people (they’re cropped out though, because who cares) The dog is long, but short, had white fur, and is very interesting looking. Long pointy snout, like a Dr. Seuss drawing. Sorta short fur in some spots, with longer tufts in others. it’s got really cute little tiny button eyes. It looked at me the whole time I was walking towards them and as I pulled my phone out to covertly sneak photos. Photo of a dog on a leash standing near a group of people (they’re cropped out though, because who cares) The dog is long, but short, had white fur, and is very interesting looking. Long pointy snout, like a Dr. Seuss drawing. Sorta short fur in some spots, with longer tufts in others. it’s got really cute little tiny button eyes. It looked at me the whole time I was walking towards them and as I pulled my phone out to covertly sneak photos.
June 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Ooooh my gah.

Ok, yeah. I have one at least.
Image of an instructional activity book published by KLUTZ “Draw The Marvel Super Heroes”. It’s spiral bound, and includes a pencil and 4 colored markers in a plastic packet also bound by the spirals. A dynamically posed Spider-man is on the cover, surrounded by motion lines and a sparkly metallic foil is sided to eventuate the visual.
June 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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What an amazingly random and fun monster. ‘Rehho’ was sculpted by Kazumitsu Akamatsu, and released by Marmit as part of their series of creatures from Toshiya Nakaoka’s book series ‘Kaiju of the World’.
Japanese soft vinyl monster toy (sofubi). The toy is translucent orange with gold glitter mixed in and a few minimal paint sprays on the tips of the extremities. The character is like a melty texture, almost resembling honey or melted goopy wax. It has 2 short legs, a truncated body, and outstretched arm-like appendages that resemble melting wings. It’s head is hilarious only consisting of an amorphous nub, with 3 tube shapes protruding outward. The top two tubes are eyes (with 2 shiny gold plastic doll eyes inserted into the vinyl) and the bottom tube is the mouth, forming like a whistling or ‘woooo’ shape. Japanese soft vinyl monster toy (sofubi). The toy is translucent orange with gold glitter mixed in and a few minimal paint sprays on the tips of the extremities. The character is like a melty texture, almost resembling honey or melted goopy wax. It has 2 short legs, a truncated body, and outstretched arm-like appendages that resemble melting wings. It’s head is hilarious only consisting of an amorphous nub, with 3 tube shapes protruding outward. The top two tubes are eyes (with 2 shiny gold plastic doll eyes inserted into the vinyl) and the bottom tube is the mouth, forming like a whistling or ‘woooo’ shape. Japanese soft vinyl monster toy (sofubi). The toy is translucent orange with gold glitter mixed in and a few minimal paint sprays on the tips of the extremities. The character is like a melty texture, almost resembling honey or melted goopy wax. It has 2 short legs, a truncated body, and outstretched arm-like appendages that resemble melting wings. It’s head is hilarious only consisting of an amorphous nub, with 3 tube shapes protruding outward. The top two tubes are eyes (with 2 shiny gold plastic doll eyes inserted into the vinyl) and the bottom tube is the mouth, forming like a whistling or ‘woooo’ shape. Back view of toy, to show its strange lumpy melty dragging tail.
June 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Looks like you’re about to give me vital information for the next stage in “Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth”
Screen shot of a retro first person shooter game “Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth” A creature with a squid like face emerges from the depths of of the torch-lit cavern-like corridor and lurches towards you. You are holding a small hanggun. Screen shot of a retro first person shooter game “Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth” of an immensely fat fish-like humanoid creature sits at in the middle of what looks like a portal of pale blue green light. You’re holding a strange weapon. Screen shot of a retro first person shooter game “Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth” of a mysterious dark dirty room from a much older time. Possible an asylum? A human body is on a rack in front of you. It’s been dissected… possibly worse. Screen shot of a retro first person shooter game “Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth” exterior shot of a turn of the century fishing village at night. You’re aiming gun at several humanoid fish creatures while a man stands to your left looking forward at the creatures.
June 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Gave him the GONK!
June 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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I got mine too! Let’s GOOOO

(BTW, I feel about this one the same way you feel about ‘The Spirit’)
Hand holding vintage “Super Mario Bros. The Movie” promotional movie-theatre button. The button is circular, about 3” in diameter. The title is spelled out in bold blocky metallic letters, with the live-action Mario and Luigi characters (Bob Hoskins & John Leguizamo, respectively) are illustrated with dramatic lighting, standing side by side, legs akimbo, so together their wide stances line up perfectly with giant metallic letter ‘M’ that stands tall above the main title below. The only other text says “MAY 28”. Marking the release of the film that came out in 1993.
May 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Oh, boy. The question I’ve been answering for years even though nobody ever asks:

Oops! All monster segments!

Tales from the Darkside: Lover's Vow, Creepshow 1: The Crate, Creepshow 2: The Raft, Twilight Zone the Movie: Nightmare at 20,000 Ft, Cat's Eye: General.


Gargoyle monster from the ‘Tales from the Darkside’ segment “Lover’s Vow”. Long haired, sharp toothed, bloodthirsty beast from ‘Creepshow’ anthology segment “The Crate” Man’s screaming face being melted by sticky stretchy tendrils of black ooze from the anthology sequel ‘Creepshow 2’ segment “The Raft” Gremlin peaking through airplane window in anthology film ‘Twilight Zone: The Movie’ segment “Nightmare at 20,000 ft.”
May 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Dickbutt crawled so Skibidi Toilet could something something.
May 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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If you see this post a witch 🌕
Ink illustration of mysterious woman, wearing a horned skull as a mask, carrying a small scythe, silhouetted against an enormous full moon.
May 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Naw, the more I think about it, that example, while great, isn’t showcasing anything profoundly new. I think the only films that pop into my head with exceptionally creative or unique practical effects are maybe Zëiram or The Keep.
Movie poster for Zëiram Movie poster for The Keep
April 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Chet told me that it’s actually an ex-girlfriend floating in the goo for the original poster… that he also apparently got to work on??? Oh, how times have changed.
Theatrical Poster for ‘The Blob” 1988 remake. The primary imagery is full-bleed of a swirling bubbly pink ooze texture, with the silhouetted form of a woman’s upper body, completely engulfed in the titular creature, as she is slowly dissolved.
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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*slams down on table*
Vintage miniature action figure “Delta Chameleon” from the series “BATTLE BEASTS” a toy series released by Hasbro in 1987. The basic form is of a short, stocky anthropomorphized chameleon with fluorescent yellow scaled skin, and bright blue robotic armor, with vibrant orange eyes. Only the arms are posable, but the toy line functioned a bit like the game “rock paper scissors” but instead using the elements “fire, wood, and water” which was revealed by rubbing the small emblem on their chest. This photo is missing its emblem. The series encouraged collecting while also “battling” your toys against your friends as this rudimentary game.
March 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Maybe that’s the trick 😮 (as I hate any expression I try to make). Always looks fake. But, I also think I look weird unless it’s from an angle I never see myself from.
March 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Describe yourself in 3 ALIENS Star Trek edition
March 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Describe yourself in 3 ALIENS
March 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM