Hope you all get to enjoy some stuffing today

I do not want to go to work today

Butt

Not much for tradition but since it is my birthday I will accept nudes

Did my level best to look hireable earlier today

Don't think I'd taken my septum jewelry out since my last job interview

I'll get up eventually but the couch is comfortable

Quick shout out to the tightness of these sleeves and their contributions to the illusion I have arms

Assembling costume for wedding next month which is maybe the most hopeful thing I've done in months

Fgot we got video now

I feel like my butt is looking pretty good lately? That's not something I've felt very often

While restoring my gay powers (as the kids say) by grooming with care and thoroughness I haven't made time for in about a month, it occurred to me that although I always say "as the kids say" there's probably no one under the age of thirty who says this.