Nigel_kent_uk
@nigelkentuk.bsky.social
Pro-EU, centrist. The fish rots from the head down.
#FBPE
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Good Morning Kev
It is National Craft Jerky Day, and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Hope you enjoy a bit of Jerky followed by Cream Pie today.
Good luck tonight.
It is National Craft Jerky Day, and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Hope you enjoy a bit of Jerky followed by Cream Pie today.
Good luck tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Good Morning Kev
It is National Craft Jerky Day, and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Hope you enjoy a bit of Jerky followed by Cream Pie today.
Good luck tonight.
It is National Craft Jerky Day, and National Bavarian Cream Pie Day. Hope you enjoy a bit of Jerky followed by Cream Pie today.
Good luck tonight.
There was an old tory called Tim,
Who blamed everyone else; not him.
The infectious sores on his scrote,
Blamed on channel-crossers by boat,
When party donors request a rim.
Who blamed everyone else; not him.
The infectious sores on his scrote,
Blamed on channel-crossers by boat,
When party donors request a rim.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There was an old tory called Tim,
Who blamed everyone else; not him.
The infectious sores on his scrote,
Blamed on channel-crossers by boat,
When party donors request a rim.
Who blamed everyone else; not him.
The infectious sores on his scrote,
Blamed on channel-crossers by boat,
When party donors request a rim.
Large font size. Unfortunately. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Large font size. Unfortunately. 🤣
The location of the security cameras in Dorking High Street
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The location of the security cameras in Dorking High Street
Good Morning Kev
It's National and International Cake Day. And Anti-Obesity Day. Not a great day for those keeping our streets clean.
Enjoy the trip.
It's National and International Cake Day. And Anti-Obesity Day. Not a great day for those keeping our streets clean.
Enjoy the trip.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Good Morning Kev
It's National and International Cake Day. And Anti-Obesity Day. Not a great day for those keeping our streets clean.
Enjoy the trip.
It's National and International Cake Day. And Anti-Obesity Day. Not a great day for those keeping our streets clean.
Enjoy the trip.
An apt question as the bloke next to me on the train appears to be writing a book. My initial glance at his laptop was met with the words, "he was scratching his balls and pushing down on his erection"
That has put me off dinner, now.
That has put me off dinner, now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
An apt question as the bloke next to me on the train appears to be writing a book. My initial glance at his laptop was met with the words, "he was scratching his balls and pushing down on his erection"
That has put me off dinner, now.
That has put me off dinner, now.
Oooh! Yes please! May I have another?
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Oooh! Yes please! May I have another?
Nothing. Its been sworn to silence
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Nothing. Its been sworn to silence
Good Morning Kev
It is Future Teachers of America Day. That should make History lessons interesting. Or Science Fiction as they would be renamed.
Happy catching
It is Future Teachers of America Day. That should make History lessons interesting. Or Science Fiction as they would be renamed.
Happy catching
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Good Morning Kev
It is Future Teachers of America Day. That should make History lessons interesting. Or Science Fiction as they would be renamed.
Happy catching
It is Future Teachers of America Day. That should make History lessons interesting. Or Science Fiction as they would be renamed.
Happy catching
Preceeding the words in the following advert:
Job for Train Driver Relief
Job for Train Driver Relief
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Preceeding the words in the following advert:
Job for Train Driver Relief
Job for Train Driver Relief
Good Morning Kev,
Could try bacon and haggis sandwiches all round. Glad you had a good evening. Yesterday was International Occult Day, so I cleaned the windows with a squeegee-board and later consumed some spirits.
Have fun
Could try bacon and haggis sandwiches all round. Glad you had a good evening. Yesterday was International Occult Day, so I cleaned the windows with a squeegee-board and later consumed some spirits.
Have fun
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Good Morning Kev,
Could try bacon and haggis sandwiches all round. Glad you had a good evening. Yesterday was International Occult Day, so I cleaned the windows with a squeegee-board and later consumed some spirits.
Have fun
Could try bacon and haggis sandwiches all round. Glad you had a good evening. Yesterday was International Occult Day, so I cleaned the windows with a squeegee-board and later consumed some spirits.
Have fun
No, but I've played football on it
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No, but I've played football on it
Would smaller team size be better?
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Would smaller team size be better?
You certainly would be on the pish with that
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You certainly would be on the pish with that
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
The Lord God is a criminal officer of the world
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
The Lord God is a criminal officer of the world
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
The Lord God is a criminal officer of the world
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
The Lord God is a criminal officer of the world
Good Morning Kev
Its World Prematurity Day. I'm sure I celebrated that yesterday. Its also Odd Socks Day. So im wearing a loaf of bread on one foot, and a roast chicken on the other.
Have fun
Its World Prematurity Day. I'm sure I celebrated that yesterday. Its also Odd Socks Day. So im wearing a loaf of bread on one foot, and a roast chicken on the other.
Have fun
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good Morning Kev
Its World Prematurity Day. I'm sure I celebrated that yesterday. Its also Odd Socks Day. So im wearing a loaf of bread on one foot, and a roast chicken on the other.
Have fun
Its World Prematurity Day. I'm sure I celebrated that yesterday. Its also Odd Socks Day. So im wearing a loaf of bread on one foot, and a roast chicken on the other.
Have fun
The ability to understand that question
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The ability to understand that question
A suitable tune for your musical bra, when unfastened. 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A suitable tune for your musical bra, when unfastened. 🤣
Good Morning Kev
It is National Hug a Musician Day, although I shall not be extending such warmth to the bloke at London Bride that likes to play with his organ.
Have a good day
It is National Hug a Musician Day, although I shall not be extending such warmth to the bloke at London Bride that likes to play with his organ.
Have a good day
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Good Morning Kev
It is National Hug a Musician Day, although I shall not be extending such warmth to the bloke at London Bride that likes to play with his organ.
Have a good day
It is National Hug a Musician Day, although I shall not be extending such warmth to the bloke at London Bride that likes to play with his organ.
Have a good day