Conrad thought he'd enjoy a nice day on the beach as he worked on his all over body tan. But he didn't expect to bump into Ted, who worked atthe grocery store and had Tourette's.
For the rest of year all he heard was:
Dick!
Flaccid & soggy!
Fleshy turtleneck!
Limp. Limp & lickable!
Only 3 inches!

Check out my short story about this picture.
Not postable here because it's 1,150 words.

www.tumblr.com/niftyguy/725...

Jared couldn’t believe he’d been so stupid! He’d just sent an embarrassing, nude selfie to the biggest bully in the college. He had to do something.

[PLEASE don’t share that with anyone. Sent it by mistake. I meant to send it to my dad.]

There. That should help.

Nazi apologism is the end, not the beginning.

Does this help?

When Grant was told he needed a profile picture for the office noticeboard and the website, he didn't expect this. But he didn't want to be argumentative so he jsut tried to smile and....
"Give it a little wank?"
...and that.

Let it snow 🤞, let it snow 🤞, let it snow 🤞.

"Thank you for coming to this video interview. Do you have any questions for us?" 🙂‍↔️
"Do you provide dental?" 😬
"We do not." 👎
"Do you have any questions for me?" 🙋‍♂️
"Yea... why are you..." 🤔
"No. No. No questions. Thank you for cumming. I mean agreeing to let us see you. I mean seeing us." 🙈

Craig couldn't belive his college required a full nude photo.

*Greg shouldn't have believed his college needed a full nude photo. What was he, a trump supporter?

I'm looking to get to Sheffield, also known as Chef Field, where Greg Wallace is being put out to pature.