Jay
@nietzscheplease.bsky.social
✍️ Sci-Fi & Fantasy Scribe | 🕰 Time-Hacking Truth Teller | 🗽 Political Agitator | 👨👧 Dad Mode: Always On
Fiction burns brighter when the world’s on fire.
I write to resist. I parent like a revolution.
Chronicles from timelines they tried to erase.
Fiction burns brighter when the world’s on fire.
I write to resist. I parent like a revolution.
Chronicles from timelines they tried to erase.
Sounds like something a double dipper would say.
May 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sounds like something a double dipper would say.
Fish is from the future.
May 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fish is from the future.
Faint Russian voice from inside the horse: “Da, Donald… just park us near the Wi-Fi.”
May 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Faint Russian voice from inside the horse: “Da, Donald… just park us near the Wi-Fi.”
We’re not becoming an autocracy we’ve been test-driving the model with increasing comfort.
When courts, voting rights, and truth itself are under siege, the question isn’t “if,” it’s “how far?” Democracy doesn’t collapse overnight. It erodes law by law, lie by lie.
When courts, voting rights, and truth itself are under siege, the question isn’t “if,” it’s “how far?” Democracy doesn’t collapse overnight. It erodes law by law, lie by lie.
May 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We’re not becoming an autocracy we’ve been test-driving the model with increasing comfort.
When courts, voting rights, and truth itself are under siege, the question isn’t “if,” it’s “how far?” Democracy doesn’t collapse overnight. It erodes law by law, lie by lie.
When courts, voting rights, and truth itself are under siege, the question isn’t “if,” it’s “how far?” Democracy doesn’t collapse overnight. It erodes law by law, lie by lie.
Are these the gay frogs we were warned about?
May 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Are these the gay frogs we were warned about?
The fact that it made him genuinely furious makes it 10x funnier.
May 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The fact that it made him genuinely furious makes it 10x funnier.
This is what using your platform with integrity looks like. Compassion, clarity, and courage. She was already a hero to my kid. Now she’s one of mine. True advocacy at its finest.
May 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is what using your platform with integrity looks like. Compassion, clarity, and courage. She was already a hero to my kid. Now she’s one of mine. True advocacy at its finest.
At this point, for Tesla "Full Self-Driving" is less a tech goal and more nonsense technobabble. A decade of vaporware, safety concerns swept under the rug, and a billion-dollar science fair running on vibes. It’s not just Michael Scott energy it’s Theranos with wheels.
May 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
At this point, for Tesla "Full Self-Driving" is less a tech goal and more nonsense technobabble. A decade of vaporware, safety concerns swept under the rug, and a billion-dollar science fair running on vibes. It’s not just Michael Scott energy it’s Theranos with wheels.
You're absolutely right soft, gaudy, and easy to dent just like the ego behind it.
May 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You're absolutely right soft, gaudy, and easy to dent just like the ego behind it.
That's terrible branding! Gold is significantly weaker than iron.
May 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That's terrible branding! Gold is significantly weaker than iron.
Bold of him to assume Canada wants to be the 51st state when half of America’s trying to leave this one.
Also, what in the Bond villain name is the “Golden Dome System”? 💀
#AnnexationFanFic
Also, what in the Bond villain name is the “Golden Dome System”? 💀
#AnnexationFanFic
May 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bold of him to assume Canada wants to be the 51st state when half of America’s trying to leave this one.
Also, what in the Bond villain name is the “Golden Dome System”? 💀
#AnnexationFanFic
Also, what in the Bond villain name is the “Golden Dome System”? 💀
#AnnexationFanFic
Bold move: get investigated for campaign finance crimes, then sue because you didn’t get more campaign finance money. Eric Adams really out here treating indictments like coupons.
May 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Bold move: get investigated for campaign finance crimes, then sue because you didn’t get more campaign finance money. Eric Adams really out here treating indictments like coupons.
Germany out here trying to cosplay as NATO’s big sibling without waking the bear next door. Diplomacy speedrun: assertive but make it ✨non-threatening✨
May 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Germany out here trying to cosplay as NATO’s big sibling without waking the bear next door. Diplomacy speedrun: assertive but make it ✨non-threatening✨
This is so powerful. The vibe, the vision, the heart *chef’s kiss* Keep creating. The world needs this.
May 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is so powerful. The vibe, the vision, the heart *chef’s kiss* Keep creating. The world needs this.
Because nothing screams “economic strategy” like scapegoating LGBTQ students while pretending trades and higher ed are mutually exclusive. This administration really said: spark plugs good, pronouns bad.
May 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Because nothing screams “economic strategy” like scapegoating LGBTQ students while pretending trades and higher ed are mutually exclusive. This administration really said: spark plugs good, pronouns bad.
Ah yes, the bold strategy of silencing journalists to own the libs. Imagine being so fragile that All Things Considered becomes a threat to national security.
May 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ah yes, the bold strategy of silencing journalists to own the libs. Imagine being so fragile that All Things Considered becomes a threat to national security.
“Rotten sack of mangos” is sending me 💀 Man’s out here subtweeting a KGB warlord like it’s WWE.
#SeasonFinaleOfDemocracy
#SeasonFinaleOfDemocracy
May 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“Rotten sack of mangos” is sending me 💀 Man’s out here subtweeting a KGB warlord like it’s WWE.
#SeasonFinaleOfDemocracy
#SeasonFinaleOfDemocracy
Hard to tell if this was sabotage or just elite-level incompetence. Either way, D.C. got knifed and told to stitch itself up.
May 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hard to tell if this was sabotage or just elite-level incompetence. Either way, D.C. got knifed and told to stitch itself up.
Solid parenting advice from the original "HIM".
May 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Solid parenting advice from the original "HIM".
The Supreme Court just told Indigenous communities that sacred land is expendable if there’s copper beneath it.
This isn’t just environmental theft it’s spiritual erasure.
This isn’t just environmental theft it’s spiritual erasure.
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The Supreme Court just told Indigenous communities that sacred land is expendable if there’s copper beneath it.
This isn’t just environmental theft it’s spiritual erasure.
This isn’t just environmental theft it’s spiritual erasure.