say hi to Bikkie and Barwick
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
say hi to Bikkie and Barwick
Tomorrow I am taking work off and driving 4 hours round to pick up an empty terrarium. I have been modelling the perfect filter box for my 3d printer. I am very excited for my frog era!!!!! 🐸🐸
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Tomorrow I am taking work off and driving 4 hours round to pick up an empty terrarium. I have been modelling the perfect filter box for my 3d printer. I am very excited for my frog era!!!!! 🐸🐸
thank god I wasn't born 20 years later because I know my little gay closeted teenage ass couldn't have handled katseye
September 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
thank god I wasn't born 20 years later because I know my little gay closeted teenage ass couldn't have handled katseye
in 4 weeks, the only customer service workers that have seemed happy here have been DC museum workers (autistic space nerds) and AMTRACK staff (autistic trains nerds)
July 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
in 4 weeks, the only customer service workers that have seemed happy here have been DC museum workers (autistic space nerds) and AMTRACK staff (autistic trains nerds)
unsure whether Americans are culturally selfish or Australians have half-inherited unfathomable social rules from their colonial origins
(it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both)
(it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both)
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
unsure whether Americans are culturally selfish or Australians have half-inherited unfathomable social rules from their colonial origins
(it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both)
(it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both it's both)
the new Jurassic park movie is an affront to fans and aficionados of azhdarchid pterosaurs
July 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the new Jurassic park movie is an affront to fans and aficionados of azhdarchid pterosaurs
dear God please send me the fortitude to survive another 23 days amongst your chosen people (Americans)
June 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
dear God please send me the fortitude to survive another 23 days amongst your chosen people (Americans)
told my friend I wanted to start writing fiction again and she replied, "of course, you're in your mid-thirties."
Well joke's on you, I'm in ny LATE thirties!!
Well joke's on you, I'm in ny LATE thirties!!
June 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
told my friend I wanted to start writing fiction again and she replied, "of course, you're in your mid-thirties."
Well joke's on you, I'm in ny LATE thirties!!
Well joke's on you, I'm in ny LATE thirties!!
All I want for Pride Month is for straight women to STOP having children with these horrible fucking men!!!!!!!!
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All I want for Pride Month is for straight women to STOP having children with these horrible fucking men!!!!!!!!
why did no one warn me an autism diagnosis could lead to the onset of A DEBILITATING SPEECH IMOEDIMENT
May 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
why did no one warn me an autism diagnosis could lead to the onset of A DEBILITATING SPEECH IMOEDIMENT
add me on discord!! username: niennarian @ephemeretica.bsky.social @skymetrics.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
add me on discord!! username: niennarian @ephemeretica.bsky.social @skymetrics.bsky.social
@ephemeretica.bsky.social
hey did you see they're making an okami sequel?!?!
hey did you see they're making an okami sequel?!?!
January 3, 2025 at 10:21 AM
@ephemeretica.bsky.social
hey did you see they're making an okami sequel?!?!
hey did you see they're making an okami sequel?!?!
2025 will be the year I retire (delusional)
January 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
2025 will be the year I retire (delusional)
One of the weirdest things about having a kid is hearing your voice come out of someone else's mouth
Me, to 3-year-old who has taken himself to his room: "Come on, time to have breakfast!"
Him, sighs: "No, I'm just having a little moment."
Me, to 3-year-old who has taken himself to his room: "Come on, time to have breakfast!"
Him, sighs: "No, I'm just having a little moment."
December 17, 2024 at 9:32 PM
One of the weirdest things about having a kid is hearing your voice come out of someone else's mouth
Me, to 3-year-old who has taken himself to his room: "Come on, time to have breakfast!"
Him, sighs: "No, I'm just having a little moment."
Me, to 3-year-old who has taken himself to his room: "Come on, time to have breakfast!"
Him, sighs: "No, I'm just having a little moment."
mcdonalds sundae with chocolate fudge? my heart says yes, but my covid-triggered lactose intolerance says "YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHY MUST YOU CHOOSE SUFFERING, NOW YOU MUST BURN 💥"
December 16, 2024 at 10:43 AM
mcdonalds sundae with chocolate fudge? my heart says yes, but my covid-triggered lactose intolerance says "YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, WHY MUST YOU CHOOSE SUFFERING, NOW YOU MUST BURN 💥"
That guy is so hot it has triggered the Catholic Guilt lurking like a sleeper agent within me
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
That guy is so hot it has triggered the Catholic Guilt lurking like a sleeper agent within me
November 11, 2024 at 5:15 AM
@ephemeretica.bsky.social hey did you know we bought a church? 🤭 www.realestate.com.au/property-hou...
www.realestate.com.au
June 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
@ephemeretica.bsky.social hey did you know we bought a church? 🤭 www.realestate.com.au/property-hou...
@abolishflesh.bsky.social why did you stop posting
December 30, 2023 at 11:33 PM
@abolishflesh.bsky.social why did you stop posting
@skymetrics.bsky.social you are here and I am glad!!!!
December 3, 2023 at 5:22 AM
@skymetrics.bsky.social you are here and I am glad!!!!
@abolishflesh.bsky.social death caps out for erin ;(
November 2, 2023 at 6:31 AM
@abolishflesh.bsky.social death caps out for erin ;(
the 2 year old ran out of the room shouting "Pterodactyl! DINOSAURS!!" and I've never been so proud of anything
October 16, 2023 at 7:58 AM
the 2 year old ran out of the room shouting "Pterodactyl! DINOSAURS!!" and I've never been so proud of anything
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All the people who say "I've never done anything to the indigenous people". Well, you have now.
October 14, 2023 at 10:08 AM
All the people who say "I've never done anything to the indigenous people". Well, you have now.
if the WHO added a never shutting up chart to their health indicators, my toddler would be in the 100th percentile
October 10, 2023 at 7:08 AM
if the WHO added a never shutting up chart to their health indicators, my toddler would be in the 100th percentile
now I'm not allowed to refer to Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine as "very cunt". when will this oppression end?
October 3, 2023 at 12:09 AM
now I'm not allowed to refer to Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine as "very cunt". when will this oppression end?