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PhreakByte the Octopus
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About Me

I’m Niel, a father at first, working as a Cloud Security Specialist and drive my own business doing penetration tests and Security advisories.

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LOL stupid morons
A group of five people in military attire walks away from the camera on a snowy landscape, accompanied by a penguin. The mountains are visible in the background. The image conveys a humorous juxtaposition of serious military figures and a playful penguin.
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 AM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
🤣 Dear Whitehouse, there are no Penguins on Greenland
The White House post, showing Trump and a penguin walking through snow, leaving footprints behind. In the background, snowy mountains. With text saying “embrace the penguin”
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 AM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Where did they go? #caturday
A black cat sits on the floor next to a purple door, with a mirror and white closet doors visible in the background. A gray doormat is in front of the cat. The floor is wooden.
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
@paco instructions are clear on this matter 🤭
An illustrated guide on how to change a toilet roll, featuring four steps: checking for low paper, removing the old roll, replacing it with a new roll, and a humorous note about lying down to recover from the effort.
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Iran total blackout
A line graph depicting network connectivity in Iran from January 1 to January 8, 2026. The vertical axis shows normalized connectivity percentage, while the horizontal axis represents the dates. The graph illustrates fluctuations in connectivity, ending with a significant drop to near zero connectivity.
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
[Nude (well not exactly)]

It’s a bit cold outside
A man sits at a table covered in snow, wearing shorts and no shirt, in a snowy outdoor setting. The scene is cold and wintry, with snow on the ground and the table.
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
#denmark #greenland should definitely watch out
Katie Miller, showing a map of Greenland, with the words “SOON” overlaid with the design of the American flag. The map labels various regions in Greenland, including cities and geographical features, while the flag pattern dominates the central portion of the map.
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
#venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 AM
nieldk.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
A graphic displaying net favorability ratings among Americans for three figures: Zelensky (+12), Trump (-14), and Putin (-73). Two presenters are discussing the graphic on a news set.
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM