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Ascle
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Nsfw/18+. No exceptions.

Canadian, ace, taken, it/its/they/them/he/him

This ain't an art gallery; I use my acc for me so you best get used to it.
people learning how done canadians are give me the strength to keep going

there's always someone just beyond flabbergasted and offended and ive even had a couple people go "wow i thought you were just the angry one" while sending me screenshots of shit like this

nah we all pissed 👍
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
this is like week 3 of basically no sunlight

bruh.
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I thought it might be display issues and while I /was/ having those I reloaded upon fixing them and no dice.

It's just shit.
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
why does this wretched site still exist
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
was looking at laundromats and im being so normal right now you have no idea
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
doodle.

decided to resubmit this one in the hopes that stretching it out prevents bsky from obliterating it but just in case here's a link to its proper resolution:
files.catbox.moe/vrrynz.png
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Hmm.

found some older ones where I was in the process of figuring out the amount of circles and their proportions

these ones feel more... bowsery in a way.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
not much to show today; just some t-rex brute scribbles (emphasis on the scribbles).

been kinda doing a lot of soft and fluffy and so i'm probably gonna crash into hard and scruffy here for a bit.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
me: turns on scroll lock

excel: still scrolls

me:
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i will never not laugh at this
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
There's a story with this one.

It isn't proofread.

www.furaffinity.net/view/63909723/
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
idiot chair thief wakes up and is too wiggly to photograph
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Dad.
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
"𝘈𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘰' 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮...

𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦; 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯."

Did I upload this? Oh well.

Random vore doodle.
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
just some fat houndour and orca anthros.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"Whoa-hoh! Well lookie here! I was worried you might not inherit the ol' kaiju gene."

"Dad, c'mon I'm streaming--"

"Guess I'll be having to teach you how to compress your size after all! I haven't let loose in a while~. Wonder how much bigger you'll get."
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
also you know what i'm gonna say it

pokemon mystery dungeon is an excruciatingly boring piece of software that i hesitate to even call it a game.

it takes zero skill, has shit controls and essentially plays itself for you.
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
pov someone told you that they left the other app and you punch their username into xcancel
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Fat quadruped dragons and an extremely roughly drawn hyper-muscular, hyper horse dick'd big tiddy Gospel thumbnail for someone who requested it and uh just kinda deleted their accounts and disappeared.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So it'll never be finished.
February 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
me: :)

the article linked on hn:

me: wh-- uh...
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
thumbnail.
January 31, 2026 at 11:56 PM
im going to fucking eradicate anyone who defends anything to do with the republicans and twitter ever again
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
some other scrappy bits ive got hanging around
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM