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fartass volfgangus 𓂺
@nidalee.bsky.social
let us now seek out the ancient pasta, and together with this diseased cheese and the red skeleton juice we shall bake the ziti that ends the earth
i got suspended on twitter
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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im so sad the timestamps arent visible on reposts of this because it misses the crucial detail that i immediately knew what ness was talking about and replied within like 5 minutes
May 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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my wife: im leaving you. our marriage is falling apart and i feel like i dont know you anymore. im taking the children, please do not call me.
me, doing my dailies: give me a sec i gotta finish my dailies
May 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
more like poosky
April 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
someone make me use this app
April 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
April 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
matilda
January 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
someone make me post here more lol
January 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
anotha wave of threatening to migrate so im back babey
October 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
gay
September 29, 2023 at 3:02 PM