keep in mind that this is how it’s supposed to go

and that's why you should never buy no weed from no gas station, cause his left eye was over there. and now it's over here

so this is how the story goes :3 thanks for tuning in to the 2 people that did

back when he was serving so he got a prosthetic hand (and a buzzsaw one)

turns out for the past 13 years he wasnt in her life, he kept kidnapping people around town and disassembled them in his room, the one thing that made the room not smell with the decomposing corpses in there was a neat little air cleaner shaped like a christmas tree :>

also he lost his right hand-

and when he was gonna saw sydney, POW! he gets shot in the head by jd, (danny’s gay assasin friend)
jd asks if theyre alright and danny yells “NO?!!?!” and then he proceeds to call the police and everything goes back to normal

he breaks danny’s necklace that sydney bought for him as a symbol of their love, danny gets pissed and starts throwing hands at him, but tryna punch a guy that’s a served and has a buzzsaw as his right hand went about as well as youd expect, so gerry quickly sits his ass down by breaking his legs-

door, there were bodies everywhere, they were cut up, tied. everything they called gerome to see why theres a bunch of bodies everywhere and then they show him the room, he knocks em out and-

shucks

to anyone, he also said that 26 people died inside that house, fast forward 7 months and sydney and danny are tryna find rina cause he took danny’s wallet to troll him. and then they hear her scream coming from the forbidden door. they quickly rush over to help her until they see the horrors in the-

he could get (for free!), he said deal, shakes hands and told sydney and his lil sis to pack their bags cause theyre moving to a bigger house, he shows them around the house until they get to a the kitchen, where he shows sydney and danny a door that they shouldnt open, cause its strictly forbidden-

to a nighttime talk show and, gerome was watching tv at that time, so he saw her, recognized her, and knew she was still alive. so he went to danny’s house and knocked on the front door, danny then opens the door and questions who tf he is. he said he was a real estate agent and he has a nice house-

her dad through the entire town, with no luck. she eventually met a boy in an alleyway looking through trash, he introduced himself and said his name was danny. and then fast forward 13 years later, she’s a grown adult with a celebrity boyfriend (whom is danny) and one night, they were invited-

checked the news and was horrified to see his wife’s car TOTALLY WRECKED AND ON FIRE. he assumed sydney was with her too (which she was) and feared she also died so he started grieving, meanwhile sydney survived and is trying to find-

i’d like to say that sydney was 12 when the incident happened

she drove her car to work and then.. BOOM massive carcrash downtown, 12 injured, 1 deceased, sydney was in the back too. except she had her seatbelt on so she survived. so a few hours after that. the war ended and the soldiers went back home to their families, but when gerry wen back home, he-

when sydney was 6, her dad got sent to the middle east to fight a war (he’s a soldier) and then sydney’s mom was worried sick and feared for the worst, and then she assumed he died since he wasnt answering his phone (he’s in an active warzone dude) and then she started drinking and drinking until-

Hes one of them autobots (or dinosaurbots?) From age of extinction, or that bayformers movie idk im not too much into transformers