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Nico Gelos, editor KnockOn.News - a political satire on Trump & the GOP
Trump’s new way of tanking his polls ratings. Telling federal workers they’re not protected anymore. Read KnockOnNews.Substack.com - a satire on President Trump, the GOP, and what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
And yet again, President Trump tries to bend the law in his favor around his hush-money case. How 1 man’s ego and personal failing are ruining America. Read KnockOnNews.Substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Trump calls pulling 700 agents a “drawdown,” which in Trumpworld is like calling three donuts instead of four a diet—while still eating the box. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Trump ended the shutdown, crowned himself “America’s greatest negotiator,” and then reportedly asked DHS to investigate who started the shutdown. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The Epstein files are now too unreliable to investigate, yet somehow reliable enough to end the conversation. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
The DOJ’s Epstein dump hit DC like a UV lamp , instantly tanning everyone involved—especially the guy insisting he’s never even heard of Jeffrey Epstein. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Trump’s emotional support senator, Lindsey Graham has discovered self-preservation… prompting a messy MAGA breakup with accusations of betrayal. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Trump tries to avoided shutting down the government he accidentally booby-trapped, agreeing to a two-week truce Democrats. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Trump calls for “calm and unity” in Minneapolis while threatening the mayor’s career over ICE raids. Again, yelling “relax” while striking the match. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Trump doubles down on defending Kristi Noem amid whispers of a “controlled demolition,” In Trumpworld, audience fatigue is becoming a real issue. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on PresidentTrump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Trump’s Minnesota Takeover sparks a growing concern nationwide on ICE agents’ actions in America, The Free. Creating problems for an arrogant President. KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on President Trump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Trump’s 100% tariff threat against Canada imagines a future where maple syrup is contraband, and hockey sticks and pucks are luxury goods. KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on President Donald Trump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Trump’s latest viral rant turns a cold snap into make-believe “proof” that global warming is fake. All hot air that leaves journalists laughing. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on President Donald Trump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 PM
The President of War, Donald J. Trump, starts prestigious Board of Peace. First order of business... kick Canada off it. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on President Donald Trump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Trump threatens Europe with “bigly retaliation” if it dumps U.S. assets. Markets shiver at his latest vision that triggers the world’s first Frosted Crash. KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on President Trump, the GOP, and what might come next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Trump’s “Greenland deal framework” has Europe triple-checking with Denmark, NATO, and world maps… and still, all are finding absolutely nothing. What deal? Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a satire on President Trump, the GOP, & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Trump’s “American Plan” at Davos preaches equality from a mountaintop only billionaires can afford to reach. WEF lecture on “affordable housing” between private jets and champagne flutes… a snow job that rolls downhill. Lol KnockOnNews.substack.com #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Apparently the quickest way to unite Europe in 2026 is a petty little man on an iceberg threatening and if they don’t sell him Greenland. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Nothing says ‘land of the free’ like needing 1,500 troops to protect America from people holding cardboard signs. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Trump’s “Operation Arctic Real Estate” tantrum is here: tariffs, ice-cube diplomacy, and an entire continent wondering how a real-estate deal became foreign policy. KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Minnesota is beta test for “ICE 2.0 circus”, where birth certificates, pancakes and deportation ride shotgun to fear.  Read knockonnews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Our self-proclaimed President of Peace sure loves starting wars versus ending them. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Trump's Truth-Optional Leadership Style Could Accidentally Unite The Planet — In Exasperation… and in War. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
GOP Senators bend like lawn chairs ver Venezuela vote, abdicating the War Powers Act to President Donald “Agent Orange” Trump in the White House. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Is Trump trying to cause world angst so it blow back on the US…. allowing for Martial Law before midterms or even 2028. Read KnockOnNews.substack.com - a political satire on President Trump and the GOP & what comes next. #KnockOnNews #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 PM