i got kicked in the head by a crowd surfer at warped tour last weekend and now we’re invading the middle east. did i get a concussion and wake up in 2003?

You can't tell me this is the same tik tok algorithm as before. Whoever's running it believes with their whole chest that I'm an eagles fan and I've truly never been more offended in my life.

Person of interest? Yeah. Everyone is interested, fbi. Get in line.

Co❌e on, Buckeyes. For Ben.

My parents’ dog is out here cosplaying as Dak Prescott today i guess #cowboys #wedemboys