excited to attend a transgender podcast this evening with my pregnant as hell wife

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At least citrus season is starting. Gonna have me trudging through the wet, windswept 4pm darkness to acquire a tangelo

staying up late as hell liking 10 posts to teach the algorithm what i like. why did I think there was a y in algorithm

renovating the shit out of my new house and I think we're gonna pull it off. have 10 days to move in and the kitchen is just a large hole. watch this space

had a falling out with a close friend last year after his drinking started to get out of hand and he kept using it as an excuse to pick weird fights with my friends, spouse, and ultimately me. have unfortunately ignored all attempts to reach out since then. so why am i mad he unfollowed me on tiktok

i know it's not remotely on the menu but it would be soooooo cool if we could vote against giving Israel more money. walking out of that voting booth would hit so hard

butt and also ass

imagining a special world where my tweets no longer get 2-3 likes. instead they are allowed to breathe, to live, without numbers attached to them.