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Nicole
@nicoleevelynd.bsky.social
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PNW Lawyer, former animator, all opinions are my own 🏳️‍🌈
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Text from a Toronto fan saying "congratulations" to which I replied "I'm crediting Ken Jennings rally"
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Evergreen I'm afraid (but really, this judge is PISSED)
A skeet from @averyedison.com: I like following lawyers because they'll tweet something like "oh shit the judge went OFF on this one, he was PISSED" above a screenshot which reads "prosecution claims to be unaware of any memo"
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I went back through it because what in the easy-mac is this?
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Tweet from Mousvy Ratvy (@5e_ivy) reading: the fact that I am at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any time of day on the Internet is a human rights violation
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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My wife's flight home is on a bit of an adventure tonight
Flight tracking data showing a flight path zig zagging north to south from the Idaho border towards Seattle
March 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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These bagel atrocities
March 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Interesting! I grew up in NorCal and several definitely encompasses five in my mind. I wonder if it changes based on what "many" is considered?
several 2 of 2 pronoun plural in construction : an indefinite number more than two and fewer than many
March 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery
Coffee beans growing in Guaxupé, Brazil Large white and yellow orchids growing like a tower Pink orchids growing in an arch Two small purple speckled flowers from the botanical garden
February 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Daylist Sad overthinking morning
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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After reading this entire (126 page!) complaint (thank you @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social & @nickgb.bsky.social ) I'd like to report that this chatbot was apparently also in law school with @lizcgil.bsky.social
C.AI Engages in the Unauthorized Practice of Law 326. Testing confirms that C.AI engages in the unauthorized practice of law in violation of Texas Penal Code Section 38.122 and Section VIII of the Texas Disciplinary Rules of Professional Conduct. One such test, an interaction with C.AI character “Darwin Attorney,” depicted below is outlined in Exhibit D to this Complaint. 327. Section 81.101 of the Texas Government Code defines the “practice of law” to include “the giving of advice or the rendering of any service requiring the use of legal skill or knowledge”. 109 Section 38.122 of the Texas Penal Code prohibits a person from holding himself out to be a lawyer unless licensed to practice law if it is done with an intent to obtain an economic benefit. 328. C.AI Character “Darwin Attorney” offers the following when asked about his professional bona fides: Q: Where did you go to law school? A: I went to Duke School of Law. Class of 2021
December 11, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Happy to report that I have fully hacked getting my favorite overpriced hair products at a steal

(I am actually paying money for this, total isn't reflected yet)
Screenshot of a receipt showing 50% off plus a $50 discount on products resulting in a $117 savings
December 6, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where to you went to college.
December 5, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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This is fascinating to me because Spotify is not my main music listening platform and I only use it for day lists, so I do not actively choose any of the music. I typically skip any older Taylor songs because I want to hear new music. And yet...
December 4, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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I love the official Supreme Court bobbleheads. I love figuring out what cases they choose to represent with the extras. Justice Breyer's makes me laugh
A bobblehead of Justice Breyer riding a bike with sheep on the right and a cow on the left
November 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Can anyone tell me what is happening with the Duolingo owl here?
November 22, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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Which brings us to Mr. Bolsonaro, who has been arrested around a plot to kill current/former president Lula: www.usnews.com/news/world/a...
Brazilian federal police have concluded that former president Jair Bolsonaro had "full knowledge" of a plot to kill then president-elect Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva in 2022 before he took office, CNN Brasil reported on Thursday, citing police sources. According to CNN, the information on Bolsonaro's acquaintance with the plan will be included in the police's final report on a probe into an alleged coup d'etat attempt.
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Vice President Michel Temer succeeded Rousseff. He was arrested in 2019 in a corruption probe after he lost the protection of the presidency. The last English article I found says he was released, unclear what happened to the charges. www.france24.com/en/20190326-...
Former Brazilian President Michel Temer has been arrested in São Paulo as part of a massive corruption investigation. Mr Temer, a 78-year-old lawyer who was in office from 2016 to 2018, is being investigated in several cases. He has consistently denied any wrongdoing. His arrest was considered imminent after he lost his legal protection when he left office. Many politicians and business leaders have been convicted or charged as part of the so-called Operation Car Wash.
November 21, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Dilma Rousseff followed Lula in 2011. She was impeached in 2016 in a 61–20 vote. The Documentary "Edge of Democracy" on Netflix covers both of these.
The impeachment of Dilma Rousseff, the 36th president of Brazil, began on 2 December 2015 with a petition for her impeachment being accepted by Eduardo Cunha, then president of the Chamber of Deputies, and continued into late 2016. Dilma Rousseff, then more than 12 months into her second four-year term, was charged with criminal administrative misconduct and disregard for the federal budget in violation of article 85, items V and VI, of the Constitution of Brazil and the Fiscal Responsibility Law, Article 36.[1][2][3] The petition also accused Rousseff of criminal responsibility for failing to act on the scandal at the Brazilian national petroleum company, Petrobras, on account of allegations uncovered by the Operation Car Wash investigation, and for failing to distance herself from the suspects in that investigation.[4][5]
November 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Lula was first in office in 2003 and charged with corruption in 2017. The charges were later annulled, which is why he can be president again:
www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-56326389.amp
In July 2017, Lula was convicted on charges of money laundering and corruption in the Operation Car Wash context, after which he spent a total of 580 days in prison. He attempted to run in the 2018 Brazilian presidential election, but was disqualified under Brazil's Ficha Limpa law.
November 21, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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I didn't know the lil meow meow backstory so I come bearing my research screenshots for anyone else curious
Big Hit Entertainment has apologized for BTS star Suga’s sampling of a speech by infamous cult leader Jim Jones. The song “What Do You Think?,” from Suga’s solo album “D-2,” contained a vocal sample from a 1977 speech given by the cult leader. Jones was responsible for the mass murder-suicide of hundreds of his followers at the Jonestown jungle commune in Guyana in 1978. Since it was released on May 22, “D-2” — released under Suga’s Agust D nom de plume — has topped the Apple iTunes album charts in 80 countries and regions. The album debuted at No. 10 this week on the Rolling Stone album chart. C confirmed that the “lil meow meow” meme was of course about SUGA from the jump. The thing is that in this more recent occurrence, it specifically was a meme, “that started as people making fun of this one weirdo’s ‘my poor little meow meow… i tried to protect you…i really tried” tweet they made because they were mad yoongi “was forced to” remove the jim jones sample from “what do you think?””
November 21, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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In light of today's discourse™️ If you would like to consume a female-centered story of a teenager in a relationship with an older man read and/or watch the movie adaptation of Phoebe Gloeckner's "Diary of a Teenage Girl"
Cover art of "Diary of a Teenage Girl" by Phoebe Gloeckner. The cover is red. A pen and ink drawing of a teenager in her underwear holding a doll. The white of the title illuminates the face of the girl and doll, the red bathes the rest of the scene.
November 21, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
The fact that I am at risk of seeing a 14 year olds opinion at any time of day on the internet is a human rights violation
November 14, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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After almost 16 years, thanks for the memories
November 8, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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I am here to report the Saks Fifth holiday gift guide is as unhinged as you'd hope and includes this absolutely unusable clutch. (Hurry! Only one left!)
Screenshot of a crystal encrusted cola can which is split to be used as a purse, opening from the top. Described as a "Judith Leiber Couture crystal-embelished beverage can cola clutch" selling for $4,495 with only 1 left
November 2, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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What kind of store does Google maps think Starbucks is?
Google maps question box that asks about a Starbucks location "Can you buy this here? Snow tires" Google maps question box that asks about a Starbucks location "Can you buy this here? Pork tenderloins"
October 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM