✨nicole ✨
@nicolebrander.bsky.social
Opened insta and the first post was Taylor Zakhar Perez and Charles Leclerc. This is MY multiverse of madness
November 19, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Opened insta and the first post was Taylor Zakhar Perez and Charles Leclerc. This is MY multiverse of madness
Cannot stop thinking about the mushrooms that were in my seafood udon yesterday. Why were they so fucking delicious
November 17, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Cannot stop thinking about the mushrooms that were in my seafood udon yesterday. Why were they so fucking delicious
How am I meant to sleep with Storm Ciaran beating the shit out of my windows
November 2, 2023 at 1:24 AM
How am I meant to sleep with Storm Ciaran beating the shit out of my windows
It’s missing my best friend hours @ god why did you put my soulmate on the other side of the planet
November 1, 2023 at 10:05 PM
It’s missing my best friend hours @ god why did you put my soulmate on the other side of the planet
When you’re showing your dad the special edition you just got of your fave book and he opens up in a random page. THERES SMUT IN THERE MARTIN
October 23, 2023 at 7:50 PM
When you’re showing your dad the special edition you just got of your fave book and he opens up in a random page. THERES SMUT IN THERE MARTIN
Also everyone on Vinted trying to charge £99 for the Waterstones special edition which literally cost £16.99… y’all are going to hell
Why is it impossible to find a hardback copy of Red White & Royal Blue on this godforsaken island
September 27, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Also everyone on Vinted trying to charge £99 for the Waterstones special edition which literally cost £16.99… y’all are going to hell
Why is it impossible to find a hardback copy of Red White & Royal Blue on this godforsaken island
September 26, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Why is it impossible to find a hardback copy of Red White & Royal Blue on this godforsaken island
The worst part of living the opposite side of the world to my best friend is having to wait for her to wake up so she can see all the Taylor Zakhar Perez videos I’ve sent her on tiktok
September 18, 2023 at 7:50 PM
The worst part of living the opposite side of the world to my best friend is having to wait for her to wake up so she can see all the Taylor Zakhar Perez videos I’ve sent her on tiktok
Perks of being friends with Americans: blowing their minds by telling them some guy brings me milk
THERE ARE STILL MILK DELIVERY PEOPLE????
September 17, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Perks of being friends with Americans: blowing their minds by telling them some guy brings me milk
[Speaking to a customer today about an event in my city]
Me: I don’t think I’ve been since I was about 11 or 12!
Him: Was that last year?
😒
Me: I don’t think I’ve been since I was about 11 or 12!
Him: Was that last year?
😒
September 15, 2023 at 10:15 PM
[Speaking to a customer today about an event in my city]
Me: I don’t think I’ve been since I was about 11 or 12!
Him: Was that last year?
😒
Me: I don’t think I’ve been since I was about 11 or 12!
Him: Was that last year?
😒
This is a callout post for everyone who convinced me to watch Good Omens and didn’t tell me it would FUCK ME UP
September 12, 2023 at 9:16 PM
This is a callout post for everyone who convinced me to watch Good Omens and didn’t tell me it would FUCK ME UP
I see a conventionally attractive man and am like okay… then I see the same man with a little hoop earring and suddenly I need him in a way that is detrimental to feminism
September 5, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I see a conventionally attractive man and am like okay… then I see the same man with a little hoop earring and suddenly I need him in a way that is detrimental to feminism
Just wanted to take a picture of my outfit and instead my roots had to remind everyone I’m a fake ginger
September 1, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Just wanted to take a picture of my outfit and instead my roots had to remind everyone I’m a fake ginger
Reposted by ✨nicole ✨
got on pinterest for some swordtember inspo and found this AI generated anime guy, so i decided to redesign him into something not AI generated (original down below)
it's always nice to spend the day after i finish an update working on something completely unrelated
it's always nice to spend the day after i finish an update working on something completely unrelated
August 31, 2023 at 7:42 PM
got on pinterest for some swordtember inspo and found this AI generated anime guy, so i decided to redesign him into something not AI generated (original down below)
it's always nice to spend the day after i finish an update working on something completely unrelated
it's always nice to spend the day after i finish an update working on something completely unrelated
Reposted by ✨nicole ✨
What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK
August 28, 2023 at 5:17 PM
What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK
Harry Bright is the only Colin Firth role that matters actually
August 28, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Harry Bright is the only Colin Firth role that matters actually
Collecting social media accounts like they’re cool little rocks
August 24, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Collecting social media accounts like they’re cool little rocks