Nicola.
nicolasillybum.bsky.social
Nicola.
@nicolasillybum.bsky.social
Here for the penises only.
Lads, please, I choose to not hang out in a baron wasteland where you absolutely can’t call anyone a paedo (no offence)
May 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m alright!

Mine didn’t update either but it’s hanging on in there 🥳
March 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s got me out of a lot of shit so far, can’t lie!
Aw, well you be where you’re happy!
March 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I am now! I don’t know if you were around for the whole brain surgery thing? My memory is shite, forgive me
March 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A lot happens when you leave Twitter
March 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All good m8, how are yoooou?
March 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Eeeerrrr, long story but I had to have brain surgery lolz. How’re you?!
March 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I can’t multitask with multiple apps is my problem. You good?
March 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I missed you lads!
March 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How are you, m8? I will pop in every now and again and call you a paedo or something
March 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your wife is also your mum? Bit incestuous m8
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I hope you have a separate chopping board for meat.
March 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yes! And now we’re left not sure which of them is the biggest dickhead
March 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sounds likely
March 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
lol when he dropped her though
March 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Are you said that we left again and you’re back to no friends that love cheap sausage?
March 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
John is just happy to have friends again
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Three sausages!
March 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Secret Bluesky sausage eating, is it?
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I require brain surgery in January so perhaps that’ll cure it!
December 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I’ll trade you the ring for 7 croquettes
October 13, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Good because I’ll never take you back bbz xoxo
October 13, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Luckily (for everyone) I don’t do much here except look at penises on a Friday 🥳
October 11, 2023 at 3:29 PM