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Nicolaisnotabot
@nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
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She/her. UU. Usually located somewhere along the Eastern Shuttle corridor.
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nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
*taps the sign*
I will vote for whoever comes at the Republicans like Kendrick went for Drake. I'm not joking either. Give me that energy or shut up. Don't email me you don't text me don't ask me for anything.
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Gen x here: Oh God, we actually had lawn darts, we played them in the backyard and it's honestly astonishing that none of us got skewered.
A pic of Terrifying, weighted, sharp as hell two foot lawn darts that you would hurl in the air at each other while our parents were smoking in the porch and making gin and tonics in the 1970s.
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Taps the sign
I will vote for whoever will come at the Republicans like Kendrick went for Drake. I'm not joking either. Give me that energy or shut up. Don't email me. Don't text me. Don't ask me for anything.
September 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
*Taps the sign.*
I'll vote for whoever will come at the Republicans like Kendrick went for Drake
August 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
I grew the cutest broccoli.
The cutest tiny broccoli.
July 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
White mug with black text that reads I am a constant fucking delight.
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Skip ASCO for awhile, colleagues.

Confirmed by the Guardian.
Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated.
March 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Kimble's previous twitter bio where he asserts he's the representative from California's 54th district which... Doesn't exist. Also Jack you need to put that back in your bio because it's hilarious.
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Ok, but pugs.
Sleepy elderly, rotund black pug.
February 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Did you catch this?
X-files baddie crawling out of a heating vent.
February 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Oh boo, I'm from Massachusetts.
Two people in a speeding car, screaming, no one with hands on the wheel. No dunks cups in sight, perplexingly.
February 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
OMG, Con Air.
Nic Cage with his long hair blowing in the wind
February 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Screen cap of the alt text above where Miss Piggy is threatening Erin
January 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Ok, That seems to work.
A Google term without -ai shows shows that ridiculous AI crap A Google term that adds -ai does not have ridiculous AI crap in the search result
January 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Are we back in the middle ages???
Painting of a regency (or earlier. Not sure. He's wearing a high collar and brown coat) practitioner (of ...something) draining a man's arm of blood onto a bowl. Looks highly unsanitary.
January 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Nothing.
Regency maiden with Bridgerton up do, mawing a huge wedge of Swiss cheese and looking incredibly satisfied about her choices.
January 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
WTAF?
The text of the bill reads. "Where is health care for women should also dress the needs of men..."
January 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
I got avant- garde, which I am very much not.
January 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
My darling elderly loaf of a pug. He was such a a delight.
An elderly, greying, black pug curled up by the fire appears to be entirely circular.
December 23, 2024 at 9:48 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Signal boost. If you are north of Boston, here are some around there
This is a search result list of gurdwaras in the North Boston area.
December 21, 2024 at 5:45 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
It's beaker from the muppets.
December 17, 2024 at 3:24 AM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
He just passed at 17 but please tell me who would have voiced baby Chester.
Tiny black wall-eyed pug puppy looking just freaking adorable.
December 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
I was hoping for another answer tbh.
Screen capture that reads the only surefire way to prevent a hangover is to abstain from drinking, and once you have a hangover the only thing that will get you over it is time. (SIGH. (That was me not the screen cap))
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Baby Chester and Elderly Chester. (We just lost him a month ago at the age of SEVENTEEN. he was just about to start drivers ed.)
Adorable crosseyed black pug puppy. Adorable, grizzled, grey-faced black pug looking grumpy and round.
November 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
nicolaisnotabot.bsky.social
Meet Chester.
An elderly black pug lies with his head on his paws before a fire. He is extremely round.
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 PM