"Mr. Mulder, why are those like yourself who believe that Taylor Swift is a lesbian not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?"
"Because all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
"Precisely."
"She's gay, isn't she?"
"Mr. Mulder, she's been gay for a long long time."

at least i'm doing pretty okay

the hatching spider face one was gross but for me there was nothing as bad as the zombie lady

for years i wouldn't even touch the book she was in so i wouldn't accidentally see her

she's looking right at you! agghhhh!

the unicode consortium has innovated numerous advances in emoji technology, but no emoji yet discovered quite conveys the same shit-eating energy as this old smiley from the SA forums, and until this is rectified unicode can never be perfect

everyone with a bigger number than me is a hapless newbie and should touch grass

everyone with a smaller number than me is too online and should touch grass