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Nicnac
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Married, Pagan, Witch, Catmom, nerd, bibliophile, and all around goofy gal with too many interests to list here.
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What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins!

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December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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What kind of pants do snails like to wear?

Escargos!

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December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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If you cross mistletoe and a duck what do you get?

A Christmas Quacker!

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December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy National Llama Day!

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What do you call a fast Llama?

A llamaghini!!

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December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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What are Santa's favorite type of potato chip?

Crisp Pringles!

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December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elvish Presley!

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December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker!

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December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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What is a vegatarians favorite Christmas carole?

Soy to the world!

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December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I was confused when my printer started playing music..

Until I realized the paper was jamming.

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December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Where did mice drink during prohibition?

At the squeakeasy!

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December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Why is it do easy for mashed potatoes to travel?

They take the Gravy Train!

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November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

"May the forks be with you."

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November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

"All about that baste!"

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November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What kind of turkey requirs ID?

Wild Turkey!

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November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle!

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November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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What did the Pizza chef go to jail?

For EmBASILment!

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November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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How does a turkey travel?

By Gravy Train!

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November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.

Thereisnospacebar.

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November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries!

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November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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What do you call a chicken from outer space?

An egg-stra terrestrial!

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November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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What do you get of you cross a plane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer!!

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November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

Unhoppy!

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November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.

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November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Whay type of magazines do cows read?

Cattleogs!

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November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What is bacon's favorite movie?

Grease!

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November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM