Eat your prayers! Say your vegetables!

Always pronounced it Bur-MEE-la. Not anymore!

"You've got to be kidding me," thought the face-eating leopards.

My brother played hockey in Kennewick, WA, for three years. At the time, I was an undergraduate at the University of Alberta. During a course in environmental philosophy, we read an article referring to the 'Hanford Necklace,' which owed its name to the level thyroid cancer surgeries among locals.

Twirling (Around the Pole) Test is the new Turing Test.

There was a psychology professor at the U of Alberta (1998) with a reputation for being quite a pest. (Many friends studying psychology shared this with me at the time.) He would show up at the best bar on occasion with a student he was dating, looking ridiculous in a long black jacket/duster.

The Last of Us should be able to use this somehow.

The Bayerische Motoren Werke Hellfish. (And Monty Burns is just going to try to murder you anyway, Ed.)