thinking abt all the times i should have responded "girl whatever" instead of heartfelt paragraphs😭
April 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
thinking abt all the times i should have responded "girl whatever" instead of heartfelt paragraphs😭
just got charged interest on my credit card. waiting for the april fools text🤞
April 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just got charged interest on my credit card. waiting for the april fools text🤞
i have to say something controversial but white lotus does not need to be on a weekly release schedule
April 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i have to say something controversial but white lotus does not need to be on a weekly release schedule
i do not want a ripe banana
March 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i do not want a ripe banana
trust me mayhem will have the renaissance effect where everybody says its boring at first and then realize its beauty
March 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
trust me mayhem will have the renaissance effect where everybody says its boring at first and then realize its beauty
i'm really seeing beyonce again so soon 😭
March 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i'm really seeing beyonce again so soon 😭
pickle people piss me off
March 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
pickle people piss me off
man i am NOT built for back of the car hookups
February 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
man i am NOT built for back of the car hookups
credit limit randomly increased by $2500
February 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
credit limit randomly increased by $2500
horrible gaydar but i can easily tell when someone went to private school
February 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
horrible gaydar but i can easily tell when someone went to private school
bop bop ba bop ba bop bop ba bop
February 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
bop bop ba bop ba bop bop ba bop
espresso martinis at the club is crazy
February 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
espresso martinis at the club is crazy
BUCKIN HONEY PIT LETS GO
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
BUCKIN HONEY PIT LETS GO
me using bluesky while all my friends stay on twitter
a man standing in front of a brick wall pointing
ALT: a man standing in front of a brick wall pointing
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
me using bluesky while all my friends stay on twitter
first person that says gulf of america to me getting clocked
February 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
first person that says gulf of america to me getting clocked
