Mr. Nickolas P Rager
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Mr. Nickolas P Rager
@nickypthatsme.bsky.social
AKA defnotacop AKA copblower69 AKA midasfcop

IM RAGIN! but also im not?
whats a polite way to tell someone to suck my buttcheks
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
not tryna brag but i can read most words sometimes
September 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
hey snoop dogggg ur weird homophobia means u can suck my buttchizzles 4 rizzles ya dig???
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i did once shit so hard i was immobile for a min tho. not one of my career "highlights" but whatever fuck
September 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
once i shit so hard i thought i was gonna die but i didn't am i immortal????
September 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
u ever fart so hard u die? asking 4 science
July 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dense Bush
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Nothing like the old group bro hug at a rave, especially when Santa Claus is the center of it. So fucking beautiful you guys 🥲
June 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Starting a new business called Ass Pro Shop
June 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
wyd when u got a poop halfway stuck in&out ur ass? im thinking weed wacker
April 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ayo im starting an oregon trail recreation group, down to meet some dudes who're down to die of dysentery ya dig??
March 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT:

I cant hide the truth anymore, guys I am officially reporting that I suck big ass turds, huge gnarly homemade and artisan crafted poopsicles. its wack
February 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
They call me slim dickins cause that peen is lean
February 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Vote for me as the next president of the punk ass bitch collective it's an easy choice y'all don't harsh my mellow
February 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Step your bathroom game up, snack n squat is the best
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ah fuck my shit
January 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
bro whats that smell?? oh yeah it's me post chipotle. some say it's a sex deterrent, but i say thats kink shaming so fuck u for calling me out for smelling like a poopy tex mex dumpster
January 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
🎶alllllll uuuuuuu sucka mcs cant fuck with me IM NICKY P
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
could you imagine? not being a chode? me neither
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
*BREAKING NEWS*

Excited to announce my feature on the much anticipated and hotly demanded sequel to limp bizkits chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water, white chocolate starfish and the corndog flavored seltzer water. The track is called Oww My Hole, available on limewire on 4/20/2069 🙏
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
New social media! Can't wait to post more stupid shit nobody cares about, neat! GET A TASTE
January 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM