I'll tell you what I tell my 7yo. "First you have to be brave enough to stop lying to yourself. Then you can be honest to everyone else. It starts inside you."

My robot stripper name is Horno Tostador. But you didn't ask so that's why you don't get no Beep Boop in the back room.

@stefistoneriver.bsky.social - physically suffering from possible pneumonia and definitely mentally suffering the unfathomably stupid political man.

Me- Babe! Lookit!

Corgis are the dog equivalent of hobbits.

GF- Why is the cat on fire?
Me- Wut? Sorry babe, I wasn't paying attention. I was eating properly cooled gyoza.

@stefistoneriver.bsky.social

#gyoza

@stefistoneriver.bsky.social picks up a molten gyoza straight from the air-fryer.

GF- "Gahhh!!! Why do these have to burn my mouth right from the air-fryer!"

Me- " #KyleKinane has a stand-up about that."

This will now be my response to her every time she does something dumb.