A phantasm having an ectogasm causing a spasm to send ectoplasm into a tight ectochasm with great enthusiasm?

Yes

While Donni doesn't have the power to do this, red states should comply and completely eliminate mail in/absentee ballots.

Seniors in Florida? Sorry, you've got to figure out how to get there in person.

Blue states, however, should outright expand mail in/absentee ballots in protest :)

Shrimp-Man, Shrimp-Man
Does everything a shrimp can
Can he fly, like a blimp?
No he can't 'cause he's a shrimp
Look out!
Here comes the Shrimp-Man

I was scrolling, and this picture literally made me gasp and fumble the mouse, lol

I like big dicks and I cannot lie
You other bottoms can't deny
That when a guy walks in with his pants below his waist
And a hard on in your face, you get sprung
Wanna crawl up quick 'cause you notice that dick was thick
Free from the jeans he's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

Dude, I'm scrolling and this literally made me gasp... XD

Hats, cock, nachos. Better than what '23 gave me, that's for sure.

Because I'm a serious writer, I decided to experience double penetration for a story I was writing... To, ah, more realistically describe the sensations.

I just used two dildos, but holy shit it's fantastic and intense; stretched beyond fully relaxed. Pulling them out made me cum again.

I'm jelly.

How far can you travel by stringing them together coherently?

"Creamy, Native American car sex" gets you pretty far, and if the rules allow adding an "in" I can tack "in Vegas" onto that.

Ohhh noooo *assumes the position* please don't pillage my booty!

It's that smirk that does me in... Like you know exactly what you're doing, AND you know exactly what it's doing to me...

I feel manipulated... Fuck, that's hot.