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Schmidt
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• Johnny Bluntman/Victor von Barz • friend of Luther •midweek alcoholic sex pervert •better than you at lemonade •D.I.P.S. Spoony Bard
I had no idea I was in danger.
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I realize NBA fans around the country aren’t going to subscribe to the local Milwaukee paper but I reported months ago there was no request & never has been.

I’ll add that “the only way” presented here isn’t even assuredly “the way.”

Don’t assume it would just be yeah, that’s cool, we’ll do that.
Stein: “Teams are calling the Bucks, and the Bucks keep telling teams: ‘He’s not available, we’re not trading him.’ The only way there’s gonna be a Giannis sweepstakes — Giannis himself has to go to the Bucks and say ‘I want out.’ He has to firmly say it, and that has not happened.”
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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During the making of Muppet Christmas Carol Robin the Frog was so gone off hot gin they had to cut around it
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Dumb anti vaxxer at work made the mistake of saying “all Jim Henson had to do was take a shot and he would have been fine.”

I pounced on it and his mental gymnastics would have made Simone Biles proud.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Of course the insurance agent would be an hour late with no phone call
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t understand how people have snow on the roof of their car 3 days after it stops coming down.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Glen Rivers is a bald muppet

#FearTheDeer
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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🖕🏼 Tony Brothers
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Got into a car accident on my way to the Bucks game Saturday, upstairs neighbor made me a lasagna.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Who do you think the worst head coach Giannis has had?

Adrian Griffin? Larry Drew? Jason Kidd? Glen Rivers?

Let’s discuss.

#FearTheDeer
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Fire Glenn Rivers

#FearTheDeer
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Fire Glen Rivers

#FearTheDeer
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Gary Trent Jr has been unplayable and his body language is awful

#FearTheDeer
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Sources: The Milwaukee Bucks have conducted background due diligence on Sacramento Kings guard Zach LaVine. The Bucks have also kept tabs on Boston Celtics guard Anfernee Simons, who was in trade talks with the Brooklyn Nets this summer. www.hoopshype.com/story/sports...
NBA Intel: Ja Morant, Timberwolves, Kings, Celtics
HoopsHype has gathered the latest intel on the trade market for Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant, the Timberwolves, Kings, and Celtics
www.hoopshype.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Glen Rivers needs to go, nobody gives a fuck anymore.

#FearTheDeer
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Bucks are being hoed out by the refs but also they’ve given up

#FearTheDeer
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Karate monkey, nice.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m not trying to hear your bullshit about being tired at 8:17am on a Saturday morning while I’ve been at work since fucking 1:30 and every single fucking Saturday because I work for a dog shit trucking company.

Side note, how doesn’t this app have a pre built in post editor? Seems short sighted.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Could have let TA draw that play up

#FearTheDeer
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@jimowczarski.bsky.social is there a list of UFA this summer yet for the Bucks to be interested in?
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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When Giannis has been on the floor this season the #Bucks offense increases by 21 points per 100 possessions. The largest increase he's provided in his previous 12 seasons was 9.2.

They have played at a 58 win pace with him on the floor, 14 win pace off.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
As an adult I’m pretty comfortable talking about how on point my earthenware game is.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Anyone got an updated list of free agent kickers?

#GoPackGo
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They just stole fucking points.

#FearTheDeer
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM