Hearing your matey cry out "land ho" gotta hit different

i will always be a little creeped out by old men on nature trails, like why did this guy ask if i was a mousekateer because i was wearing a disney shirt

having nerds as your type is really crazy like why did finding out a hinge match was really into elaborately decorating cakes make me curl my toes a bit

if i were an evil spirit, i honestly wouldn't care if people were whistling in the woods at night. i'm going apeshit on people hiking with a speaker tho