Nick Here
@nicksbluedaze.bsky.social
If I’m not at work I’m probably surfing, snowboarding, or building a skateboard. And also contemplating politics, science, and other stuff. Generally fighting Metastatic Kakistocracy.
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@nicksbluedaze.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Metastatic Kakistocracy. It may not be a common term yet but wait for it. I think I coined it but who knows?
Every
Politician
Supporting
This
Ex-con
Is
Negligent
Politician
Supporting
This
Ex-con
Is
Negligent
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Every
Politician
Supporting
This
Ex-con
Is
Negligent
Politician
Supporting
This
Ex-con
Is
Negligent
Was thinking about Kristi this morning. She’s Director of Homeland Security, DHS, or Secretary of Homeland Security, SHS (but the “H” is silent). Anyways…
That girl’s about as appealing as a potato skin peeled off a plunger.
That girl’s about as appealing as a potato skin peeled off a plunger.
October 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Was thinking about Kristi this morning. She’s Director of Homeland Security, DHS, or Secretary of Homeland Security, SHS (but the “H” is silent). Anyways…
That girl’s about as appealing as a potato skin peeled off a plunger.
That girl’s about as appealing as a potato skin peeled off a plunger.
“I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” - DJT, worst president ever and just getting warmed up.
October 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“I told Pete, we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” - DJT, worst president ever and just getting warmed up.
Remember Trump’s creaky tank parade? Hegseth’s pep rally is gonna be just as awesome! Word is he’s gonna do some pushups and show off his tattoos.
September 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Remember Trump’s creaky tank parade? Hegseth’s pep rally is gonna be just as awesome! Word is he’s gonna do some pushups and show off his tattoos.
So, Pete is throwing a kegger for all the top brass? Sounds lame, super lame. Nobody really knows why this is going down but seems because reasons…
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So, Pete is throwing a kegger for all the top brass? Sounds lame, super lame. Nobody really knows why this is going down but seems because reasons…
“President Trump announced a new 30% tariff on upholstered furniture imports on Thursday, taking effect on Oct. 1.”
Did JD get a say in this? The jokes just write themselves.
Did JD get a say in this? The jokes just write themselves.
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“President Trump announced a new 30% tariff on upholstered furniture imports on Thursday, taking effect on Oct. 1.”
Did JD get a say in this? The jokes just write themselves.
Did JD get a say in this? The jokes just write themselves.
“Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.” - derp
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences.” - derp
Recycling like a boss!
September 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Recycling like a boss!
We are all Jimmy Kimmel….
wtf, over.
wtf, over.
September 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We are all Jimmy Kimmel….
wtf, over.
wtf, over.
So the new spin after the whole civil war idea is that college education ruined this kids mind?
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So the new spin after the whole civil war idea is that college education ruined this kids mind?
Is blowing up a boat with people aboard after it has turned around (retreated) like shooting someone in the back?
September 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Is blowing up a boat with people aboard after it has turned around (retreated) like shooting someone in the back?
RFK Jr. keeps showing us his measly scientific literacy.
September 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
RFK Jr. keeps showing us his measly scientific literacy.
Chief Justice John Roberts is concerned about respect for the rule of law and respect for the judiciary in general. Susan Collins also has concerns about the current political climate and actions of the current administration. Maybe they should get together and fret?
August 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Chief Justice John Roberts is concerned about respect for the rule of law and respect for the judiciary in general. Susan Collins also has concerns about the current political climate and actions of the current administration. Maybe they should get together and fret?
Healthy people cost less than unhealthy ones. You know how to save money on healthcare? Welp, it’s not with cuts and it’s not with MAHA. But sure let’s listen to RFK Jr gargle words and go on about mitochondrial challenges.
August 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Healthy people cost less than unhealthy ones. You know how to save money on healthcare? Welp, it’s not with cuts and it’s not with MAHA. But sure let’s listen to RFK Jr gargle words and go on about mitochondrial challenges.
Will T-Bag and RFK Jr combine their body counts or will there be separate tallies?
August 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Will T-Bag and RFK Jr combine their body counts or will there be separate tallies?
So, they’re gonna remake Amistad except kind of throw in more of a Love Boat vibe?
August 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
So, they’re gonna remake Amistad except kind of throw in more of a Love Boat vibe?
Use it all you want. It’s free:
“I used to think you were a complete dipshit, I still do but I used to too.”
“I used to think you were a complete dipshit, I still do but I used to too.”
August 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Use it all you want. It’s free:
“I used to think you were a complete dipshit, I still do but I used to too.”
“I used to think you were a complete dipshit, I still do but I used to too.”
Yet again, Art of the Squeal.
August 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yet again, Art of the Squeal.
So the orange shit gibbon is going to try and cede Ukrainian territory to Vladimir Putin after caressing his hand in Alaska? Is that where we’re at here?
August 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So the orange shit gibbon is going to try and cede Ukrainian territory to Vladimir Putin after caressing his hand in Alaska? Is that where we’re at here?
It’s hard not to feel empathy watching that Nobel slip away. So close!
August 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
It’s hard not to feel empathy watching that Nobel slip away. So close!
I’ve never put gold leaf on anything. Just saying…
August 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’ve never put gold leaf on anything. Just saying…
Trump’s new labor statistician has revised job numbers. There’s actually been trillions on trillions of jobs created. There’s something like 420 jobs available for every living breathing American out there. Actually, most of us have second, third, or fourth jobs we’re not even aware of.
August 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trump’s new labor statistician has revised job numbers. There’s actually been trillions on trillions of jobs created. There’s something like 420 jobs available for every living breathing American out there. Actually, most of us have second, third, or fourth jobs we’re not even aware of.
So, if the Smithsonian doesn’t include someone who was twice impeached in the impeachment exhibit, was he even impeached?
August 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
So, if the Smithsonian doesn’t include someone who was twice impeached in the impeachment exhibit, was he even impeached?
When one bends the knee there is either a beheading afoot or a title bestowed.
Which is it, Sir Chucklefuck?
Which is it, Sir Chucklefuck?
August 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
When one bends the knee there is either a beheading afoot or a title bestowed.
Which is it, Sir Chucklefuck?
Which is it, Sir Chucklefuck?
Operation “Let’s arrest Obama” is proceeding as planned. DNI Trashfish Gabbard has the receipts, supposedly…. Meanwhile, some think it might be a serial kid fucker protecting himself and kid fuckers like him. At least Coke has real sugar in it, so there’s that.
July 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Operation “Let’s arrest Obama” is proceeding as planned. DNI Trashfish Gabbard has the receipts, supposedly…. Meanwhile, some think it might be a serial kid fucker protecting himself and kid fuckers like him. At least Coke has real sugar in it, so there’s that.