“We are ka-tet,” Roland began, “which means a group of people bound together by fate. We are one from many. We have shared our water as we have shared our lives and our quest. If one should fall, that one will not be lost, for we are one and will not forget them, even in death."

Good evening.

Due to current-day societal breakdown, causing increased pressure on human connection and society as a whole, several doctoral candidates from the Harvard Department of Sociology have rebooted the sociological study known as "Twitter User Nick Says Summer".

Buckle the fuck up.