8 more and we’ll be up to 4th in the table tonight

Maybe she should start being more competent …..

I’d really hoped you know that this was a chance for a morale boosting win rather than a 6th defeat in 7 games…..

Except the policy only applies to those who had the 3rd child after the law changed - no one had money taken away from them that they were getting.

Work colleague was potty training his daughter and when showing potential buyers round the house, said daughter appear with a saucepan and did a no 1 in it before he could stop her. The visitors all had to inspect her doings and applaud - they bought the house

It’s back again this eve

Which is nonsense as players have been sent off after the whistle plenty of time - Curtis Jones in the last Everton game for example / this is an assault so should of been a red

Ours is definitely true as our mum being a doctor describes in great detail how he was smelly and however much she scrubbed him she couldn’t get him clean. I think the legend about there being maggots in the sponge when it finally came out was added by David or myself

Oh dear - swap you for Eddie?

We were super poor but are you old enough to remember the 96 cup final against Man U